Having a Blast


I'm taking all you down with me
Explosive duct taped to my spine
Nothing's gonna change my mind

I won't listen to anyone's last words
There's nothin' left for you to say
Soon you'll be dead anyway

Well no one here, is getting out alive
This time I've really lost my mind and I don't care
So close your eyes
And kiss yourself goodbye
And think about the times you spent and what they've meant

To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing

I'm losing all my happiness
The happiness you pinned on me
My loneliness still comforts me
My anger dwells inside of me
I'm taking it all out on you and all the **** you put me through

Well no one here, is getting out alive
This time I've really lost my mind and I don't care
So close your eyes
And kiss yourself goodbye
And think about the times you spent and what they've been

To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing

Do you ever think back to another time ?
Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind ?
Do you ever want to lead a long trail of destruction and mow down
any bull**** that confronts you ?
Do you ever build up all the small things in your head
To make one problem that adds up to nothing

To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing
To me it's nothing

Whiskey in The Jar

As I was goin´ over
The Cook and Kerry mountains
I saw the Captain Farrell
His money he was countin´
I first produced my pistol
And then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver
Or the devil he may take ya

I took all of his money
And it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money
And I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she´d love me
No never would she leave me
But devil take that woman
YEAH!
For you know she tricked me easy

Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There´s whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary
I went to Molly's chamber
Taking Molly with me
But I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven
Yeah i watched Captain Farrell
I jumped up with my pistols
And I shot him with both barrells

Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Yeah Yeah Whiskey!
Yeah, oh

Now some men like the fishing
And some men like the fowling
And some men like the hear
The hear cannon ball a roaring
Me I like sleeping
Specially in my Molly´s chamber
But here I am in prison
Here I am with a ball and chain, yeah

Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There´s whiskey in the jar-o
Yeah
Whiskey in the jar-o

Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah
Musha raim dumb'a dumb'a dumb dah

One Lonely Night

you and your baby had some words today
Til not another word was left to say
I see that grin boy
Maybe you think you'll win boy
Until the sun goes down and once again boy

One lonely night
One lonely night
That's all it takes to completely break you

They say it's darkest right before the dawn
But oh those darkest hours can be so long
You're feelin' strong boy
Tellin' yourself she's wrong boy
But how much longer can this night go on boy

One lonely night
One lonely night
That's all it takes to completely break you

One lonely night
One lonely night
That's all it takes to completely break you

Ooh she's such a good find
Have you gone and lost your mind
You should know she's one of a kind

Ooh she's such a good find
Have you gone and lost your mind
You should know she's one of a kind


Just One lonely night
One lonely night
That's all it takes to completely break you

Pennsylvania

We are "cop rock" we are screech
We are z. cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are "ishtar" we are tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania
We are zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others

We are amway we are shemp
We are sir david of brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record

You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in pennsylvania

Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?
Do you even know what a wawa is girl?
Do you even know what a wawa is?

I'm in a state of P ****in' A

Vemos caras pero no corazones

Maria

Maria was born in the country
She loved her homeland
Maria was from a poor family
For their girl they had greater plans

Across the sea not yet twenty
Sailed our Maria, a man to see
Perhaps marry dreams our Maria
This was to be eventually for our Maria

Maria made plans for the future
She had sons to her man
Maria grew sad as the years passed
She did not understand
You must believe me
Though its not easy, trust in me
My life's been wasted
There's nothing sacred I can see
Though we're together
It seems we've never known the way
These lives we started
Now broken hearted everyday

Maria works in the factory
She makes shoes for the man
Maria lives for her family
Now she does what she can.

Hold on to me
Hold on to me Maria
For this was to be
A tragedy for our Maria

Oh Maria don't you cry
Oh Maria dry your eyes

Hell Yeah

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!


Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a Speed 2
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut Footloose
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-zeus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh hay-zeus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than thou facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

Creep


When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so ****ing special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control
I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice, when I'm not around
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
When I don't belong here, wowww wowww

She's running out again...
She's running out, she runs, runs, runs, runs....she runs....

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

Come Original


You got to
You got to

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why
To come original it ain’t nothin' strange
You got to represent you got come full range

Full range of emotion full range of styles
When you come to town you'll have them
comin' for miles

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why

Black Eyed Peas they comin' full range and
NOFX they comin' full range and
Roni Size he comin' full range
The one Mr. Vegas you know it ain’t easy

A warning to the crews out there who think they’re hot
If you’re not original rockers you will get shot
Down by the kids neglectin’ your art, the stuff you did
Eventually it get so bad puts you to bed
Cuz when the lightning flashes sweet electricity
All the world then stands revealed with the clarity
Of raw voltage, briefly we see and the hope is
You’ll be able to tell just what dope is

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers
Hear why

Funk slap bass mixed with the dancehall and
Hip-hop beats and punk guitar and
Deadly on the mic is the one SA
The name is 311 and you know it ain’t easy

This is not a test there’s no time to mope
How you gonna cope with radioactive isotope
And boss dj illness upon you now quickly
Infecting you fast upon the airwaves
This message brought to you by the so large system
Activate and attune yourself with meditation
And green plants they’ve got mad life they’re sentient
They’re beautiful as you and they like to dance

Everything we do we gotta come original
Put your hand up in the air and prepare for battle
Sit upon the rhythm like a tire upon a rim
We do it non-stop and then we do it again
Some a them whine and some a them *****
They can not do it never switch
Comin' up from the heart and
Delivered with a wild pitch
Sit up on top the rhythm like a wild stallion
This is the ruling system

Come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers come original
You got to come original you got to come original
All entertainers

Come original

Precious


Precious and fragile things
Need special handling
My God what have we done to You?

We always try to share
The tenderest of care
Now look what we have put You through

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give

Angels with silver wings
Shouldn't know suffering
I wish I could take the pain for you

If God has a master plan
That only He understands
I hope it's your eyes He's seeing through

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words have got spoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give

I pray you learn to trust
Have faith in both of us
And keep room in your hearts for two

Things get damaged
Things get broken
I thought we'd manage
But words left unspoken
Left us so brittle
There was so little left to give

Every now and then i do ...

It's a learning experience , you

Learn everyday that's for sure ... though i don't

Regret the things i did ,I regret the things i didn't do

And i sure learn from the mistakes i made even if it's

To Open my heart to the wrong people ... I did that several

Times but i'm still the same person and my heart is still

In the right place

Resignation Superman


He'll come flying out of this town
A resignation superman
And today the bad guys win
'Cause he turned his cape in
Now, he says
And I'll turn my back on this world
Yes, I'll turn my eyes from this world
Oh well ...

Yes, he's tired of fighting in this town
All the suffering and vice
He wants to fall in love
Maybe settle in and live a life
And I'll turn my back on this world
Yes, I'll turn my eyes form this world

Oh I want to believe in you now that I'm suffering
Oh lord, I need to receive your hand in my heart

And he keeps an eye upon this town
The resignation superman
He'll keep himself amused
With the evening news
Oh my ...
And I'll turn my back on this world
Yes, I'll turn my eyes from this world
Now I broke my back on this world
Now I'll wash my hands of this world

Oh I want to believe in you now that I'm suffering
Oh lord, I need to receive your hand in my heart

Beverly Hills


Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket


Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
Cause I'm the next big thing in

Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...


The truth is...I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into...
And I just don't belong...

No I don't - I'm just a no class, beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity! (gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly Hills...

Beverly hills,Beverly hills,(yeah)
Beverly hills,Beverly hills,(gimme gimme)
Living in Beverly hills

I Only Drink Bud


I don't wanna hear your ****, don't wanna see your face
Cause when it comes to drinking beer, don't you get on my case
Heineken is skunk piss dude, and Miller sucks so bad
I'm Joe Queer, I've tried em all, I've spilled more than you had
(Alright)

Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud
Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud


Ben Weasel don't know a thing, Rancid don't even drink
Even little Vapid's on the wagon, don't it stink?
People in Chicago always brag about Old Style
Before I drink that swill again, it's gonna be a while (Alright)

Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud
Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud
Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud

Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud

Hey you mother****ers
I only drink Bud

Bite The Curb,Bite The Curb

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT MY WORK WAS DONE
YOU HAD TO GO AND PULL IT
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOUR LUCK HAD WON
I'VE GOT ANOTHER BULLET
MY HANDS ARE TIRED BUT I'VE GOT STRENGTH TO FIRE
AND EVERY TIME I WATCH THE TV. NEWS
I SHARPEN MY SWORD
AND EVERYTIME I’M WATCHING VIDEOS
THE LIST GROWS SOME MORE
BUT I'VE GOT SO MANY THINGS TO DO

I'LL LIGHT THE SPARK TAKE THE WORLD FROM THE DARK
EACH LAUGH IS ANOTHER BRUISE
EACH REMARK IS ANOTHER NOOSE
I'M GETTING PISSED NOW AND YOU MADE THE LIST

THINK OF ALL THE CEO'S THAT FORTUNE SMILED UPON
500 LITTLE MAGGOTS MAKE THE LIST A BIT TOO LONG
IN MY MIND I KNOW ALL THINGS IN GOOD TIME

TIME HAS COME AND I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO START
I'VE GOT SO MANY NAMES BUT THAN YOU'RE SUCH AN EASY MARK
WHEN SUNDOWN COMES THE LIST WILL SHRINK BY ONE

I'LL LIGHT THE SPARK TAKE THE WORLD FROM THE DARK
EACH LAUGH IS ANOTHER BRUISE
EACH REMARK IS ANOTHER NOOSE
I'M GETTING PISSED NOW AND YOU MADE THE LIST

Poison Heart

No one ever thought this one would survive.
Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind.
Lock you in a dream, never let you go.
Never let you laugh or smile, not you.

I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.

Making friends with a homeless torn up man,
He just kind of smiles, it really, shakes me up.
There's danger on, every corner but I'm okay.
Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday.

I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.

You know that life really takes it's toll
and a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul.
So much damn confusion before my eyes,
but nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives.

I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'cause everybody has a poison heart.

Everybody's Changing


You say you wander your own life
But when I think about it
I don't see how you can
You're aching, you're breaking
And I can see the pain in your eyes
Says everybody's changing
And I don't know why

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

Youre gone from here, soon you will disappear
Fading into beautiful light
Cause everybody's changing
And I don't feel right

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same

Oh everybody’s changing and I don’t feel the same

Volvo Driving Soccer Mom


You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom

Yea I used to be a dancer
At the local strip club
But now I know
my right way from my wrong

(Yeah, Yeah)

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister
and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now..

I am The Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!

Really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different
Now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gangbanged in the bathroom at my highschool prom
Yes I used to be a real wild child
But now..

I am the Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom (x4)

(Where do all..) Where do all..
The pornstars go
When the lights go down?
(I wonder where..) I wonder where..
All the pornstars go
Cuz when you need one
They are never around!!

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican wives
They are BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican children
BLONDE, BLAND, middle-class republican lives

Where do all..
The pornstars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the pornstars go
They all become..

Volvo Driving Soccer Moms!
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Oh.. Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

(weird voice) Volvo Driving Soccer Mom...

Boulevard of Broken Dreams


I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's ****ed up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a...

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...

Drunk & Ugly

Always the problem, I speak before I think
I think I need another drink (drink)
I have an answer for everything you say
A perfect time to run away

I won't apologize, or ever change
I'll drink 'till I turn blue, and live another day

Violent reactions the cause of my abuse
I try to stop but it's no use
A simple argument turns ugly when I'm drunk
I'm not the same man you once loved

I won't apologize or ever change
I'll drink 'till I turn blue and live another day
Live another day, another day, another day
I'll drink 'till I turn blue and live another day