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Imbroglio
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Fri 06/05/09 04:56 AM
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You forgot.... Sharing is a wonderful thing to learn but a VCR is not a portal that allows you to share your grilled cheese sandwich with the person on TV.(no matter how convincing the child is) If it's small and looks like an M&M it will, in fact, get a taste test if found. Small children can, and will, make an escape through and unlocked doggie door. Cell phones will not completely flush down the toilet but do work for a surprising amount of time after ward. There is no such thing as "child proof" and kitchen drawers can be pulled out to form a staircase to reach those cookies they weren't supposed to have. 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft . house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few a times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jelly. 15. VCR’s do not eject sandwiches. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. Raw eggs and semi-digested cheese stick to walls and ceilings very well. 25. 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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Come on In - part 51
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<----walks in with a huge
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<---heads off to feed the starving dino's |
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JSH crushes - part 13
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  Past a crush and so excited!!!  
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Come on In - part 51
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<----doesn't move and starts cracking up laughin ACK! *Turns around to face Chris, big grin on his face! My eyes widen.* You are sooooooooo gonna get it, Chris!!!! *charges at him* *Tackles to the ground, laughing and tickling* |
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<----doesn't move and starts cracking up laughin
ACK! *Turns around to face Chris, big grin on his face! My eyes widen.* You are sooooooooo gonna get it, Chris!!!! *charges at him* |
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 Chris!! (((DAW))) is too nice for you to be doing that to her!! Now you stop it!!! lmao <----shooots Daw in the back of the head with the caramel filled squirt gun I did but din't post it..I forgot to tel everyone..they nearly ate me up expecially yours...damn he is mean!!!! 
Did anyone happen to feed the dino's? LOL mine will bite Chris's dino's tail if you'd like Linda...lol She'll keep him in check! LOLOL
Night Cindy!! 
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Come on In - part 51
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<----shooots Daw in the back of the head with the caramel filled squirt gun
I did but din't post it..I forgot to tel everyone..they nearly ate me up expecially yours...damn he is mean!!!!
Did anyone happen to feed the dino's? LOL mine will bite Chris's dino's tail if you'd like Linda...lol She'll keep him in check! LOLOL
Night Cindy!!
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Come on In - part 51
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 YW...
 ty me tooChris, I like your new pic you have up!!!!
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Come on In - part 51
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night((((Cindy)))))
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ty me too Chris, I like your new pic you have up!!!!
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Did anyone happen to feed the dino's? |
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<----speechless at the moment sorry
thats a first huh? lmfao |
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taken
YAY!!!!! thats AWESOME Chris!!!!!
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taken
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everyone I could find!!!!!!!!!!
<--heading out for a bit :)  ((((Linda)))))Well at least you got to do some puddle jumping! lol no Did it stop raining? |
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Come on In - part 51
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no
Did it stop raining? |
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