LUMPY-KNTRY GAL=HOW`S IT GOING!

DON`T WORRY BOUT ME I`M JUST STARING^^^

MI FAMILIA IS MI VIDA---LYNRD SKYNRD-THE HUNT

OYE MI AMOR --MANA

THIS IS THE NEW CHIT-MARYLIN MANSON

BATTERY--METALLICA

I`M SURE THEY DO ------METALLICA WHIPLASH

U POSSIBLY YOUR LIL FREAK-------HUH!!!!!!!!!?? ^^^^^^
LMFAO

flaming telepaths---blue oyster cult

poison drinks on me!!

congrats gypsy know how good that feels ------i`ll get u a drink

GIT ER DONE!!

that`s sum funny chit

Two old men decide they are close to their final days so decide to have
a last night on the town.
After a few drinks they end up in a brothel.
The madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager "go up to
the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. these two
are so drunk, I'm not going to waste two of my girls on them. They won't
know the difference."
The manager does as he's told and the two old men go upstairs and take
care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, "You know, I think my girl
was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "Why do you say that?"
"Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "Could be worse... I think mine was a witch."
"A witch, why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her
a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window"

not all country boys r cowboys & if u want to see a sidewalk u better
get a ride ,if u can find a paved road...

that`s good

miller lite

kntrygal -u got mail