funnydude


funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Fri 02/15/08 03:53 PM Topic: My two brothers
I was home on leave from the Army and my two brothers took me to a bar in Fort Worth.My oldest brother is always bragging that he could pick up any woman he sees,so to prove his point he boldly walk up to a girl and said"Darling,I'll love to get in your pants." She said"Go ahead,there's one a--hole in there already"

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Fri 02/15/08 03:39 PM Topic: AA batteries
oh! lmao I get it, I was like what is she a robot? so she wants the batteries for a vibrator to see if she could come that way, I get it now thanks! pace yourself

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Fri 02/15/08 03:37 PM Topic: Kenny
way funny did I spell that right?

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Fri 02/15/08 03:30 PM Topic: A good Irish man
well that's a funny way to make him come isn't it? I've heard of stranger ways than that

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 08:56 PM Topic: Jokes To Offend Everyone
That's funny stuff,but I'm offended from the dough-boy joke,not really

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 06:12 PM Topic: My ex-wife's /ex-husband so dumb
My ex husband is so dumb he thinks he can hide his bald spot by doing a comb over

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:52 AM Topic: My ex-wife's /ex-husband so dumb
i don't have an ex husband I'm always looking for a future ex-wife

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:47 AM Topic: My ex-wife's /ex-husband so dumb
Tell us how dumb your ex-spouse is- like this My ex-wife's so dumb she thought gatoraide was government aide for alligators. My ex-wife's so dumb she thought Johnny Cash is a pay-toillet. See how easy it is..... I dont have an ex wife. Happy Valentines Day! You're so very lucky!!! you have a Happy Valentines Day as well

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:41 AM Topic: The painted horse Edited by funnydude on Thu 02/14/08 04:42 AM
that's funny

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:35 AM Topic: Celebrating Edited by funnydude on Thu 02/14/08 04:36 AM
back home in Texas that would be a love story

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:32 AM Topic: Trying Viagra
I hate it when that happens

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 04:24 AM Topic: My first english (blondes) joke
sehr wunderbar !!!!!

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 03:59 AM Topic: My ex-wife's /ex-husband so dumb
Tell us how dumb your ex-spouse is- like this My ex-wife's so dumb she thought gatoraide was government aide for alligators. My ex-wife's so dumb she thought Johnny Cash is a pay-toillet. See how easy it is.....

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 03:41 AM Topic: naked woman
no way

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 03:38 AM Topic: I farted and...,..
who ever smelled it,dealed it

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Thu 02/14/08 03:33 AM Topic: New Anti-Terrorism Level
I'm so proud to be an American

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Wed 02/13/08 07:57 PM Topic: THE NEW BULL
thats another great one

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Wed 02/13/08 07:56 PM Topic: Lemons
lmao

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Wed 02/13/08 07:52 PM Topic: Easy on the Texas Midget's Testicles
lmao

funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Wed 02/13/08 07:50 PM Topic: Measure of Manliness
thats funny as long as no one finds out I was the third guy

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