What if we got it all backwards and
life is death
& we don’t start really living until breathing
our last breathe?
 
Satisfaction’s disgruntling,
feeling good’s a facade.
 Hard is truly soft and
soft actually hard.
 
Would truth be the lie and
lies the truth?
Suppose if aging was actually
how we kept our youth.

Holding on is
letting go.
Saying yes is
saying no.
Something new was the same old rigmarole.

I Love you was I hate your f-in guts.
You look really nice
was code for
look at that fat butt.

What if being educated meant you were
brainless as air.
I'm so concerned for you
translated to
I just don't care.

"Would you like another helping of turkey & stuffing Pops"?
Deciphered,
he looks about 16 weeks
I hope soon he stops!

Give props when you really want to
slap the back of their head.

I'm gonna miss him, but inside thinking
"Ooh I'm glad that bastards dead.

Reality is we often say what we don't mean.
Masking the truth for altruistic reasons
to ulterior motivated schemes.

Saying goes the truth hurts.
The truth will set you free.
A lot of people I've known spell truth
L - I - E.
To forgive is hard
for some to deceive is so easy
"Unless I have it my way, your whole day will be greasy".

That's cheesy and you should truly be ashamed.
You know who you are don't even need to be named.
Wielding a cold stare and unapproachable glare.
Mean mugging people like a bipolar grizzly bear.

Get a grip of what sanity you have left and hold tight.
Let the trip towards the good man you'll be finally take flight.
Ladies be the woman that your mom always hoped.
Don't get yourself in to deep with these cowboys & their ropes.

They'll leave you dangling if you give it up to soon.
Bragging to their friends of how he made you swoon.
Turn the page on that chapter and you will find laughter.
Knowing yourself is the first step to becoming your own master.

Peace comes to the heart after nursing your hurting,
doing a little bit of self examination & soul searching.
Facing the future with confidence, positivity as well earnest.
Don't let haters get close enough to even scratch your surface.

If they can't respect your space they're just worthless.
It's like swimming in the sewer wearing your church best.
I'm very up front so folks will never have to guess.
Take me or leave me be damned or be Blessed.

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...




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What were you thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your emails.



I worry about you sometimes!

Thank you everyone and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Chicken Little wasn't kidding as the world found out.
Henpecked to perfection while the money runs out
The sky is falling and at an ever alarming rate.
Most folks will chat on their laptop in lieu of an actual date.

Make no mistake either
or
befall the all mighty deleter.
The judge & jury in a badlands filled
with Love, lies and cheaters.

I'm a weaver of sorts.
My stitch is the pen.
The ink is my thread
Creation's my best friend.

Some people look at me like I was Mork from Ork.
Never start any beef and don't eat pork.
Grew up thinking babies came from the stork.
I'm a Oakland single parent paying child support.

Report to work on time and rarely take a day off.
Don't get sick often, avoid people who sneeze & cough.
Scoff at the notion that policies can't be broken.
Life of the party & never been considered the token.

Quietly outspoken and nocturnal.
By daylight,
keep my shades drawn tight until it's no longer bright.
Thrive & feel so alive in the moons serene glow.
I fear not and roam were the goons rarely go.

I don't seek treasure
nor
measure all people by 1 persons doings.
Driven by pleasure like
the
Cheshire cat always having things brewing.

The sweetness life offers
has an unpredictable path & taste.
Some of our palates grow dull anticipating,
That's bad commentary & such a sad waste.

You can't tell the people what to do expecting them to understand.
You must lead by example no matter how exhausting.
We respect a person willing to lend a helping hand.
Hope together we can find a solution to stop the sky from falling.

Happy New year celebration to you too MsTeddyBear2u
and thank you so much.

Thank you MirrorMirror
And you too my beautiful friend MzEm

You said a mouthful my brother iam4u
I'm just fine MisKim323 fine as can be darlin, Thank you

Bits & pieces are but hey c'est La Vie Princess pkd1220. And maybe your right a change in scenary might be well worth it.

The pain heals Ainjel(in time) but learning from the lesson is also very important to help with future decisions.

When baby said that she was good
I didn't know that meant bad.
Had a nasty habit of smiling,
even when she was mad.

Washed my hands of the trouble
or so I thought back then.
Never justified in her eyes
I was still this girls man.

I couldn't go anywhere she'd just pop up
like a taco truck taking me for my very last couple of bucks.
Now I feel violated and the story gets worse.
She carried a doll with my likeness & long needles in her purse.

Had a dungeon themed basement
In her mind dirty thoughts.
Mass appeal though she's dangerous &
wakes up with perilous plots.

I've been through a lot in life
but this is news to me.
I've never heard of a bird
that didn't want to fly & be free.

Designs on this mind separated from my body.
I piped her to good now she's acting like Rowdy Roddy.
Followed me to the club put my game in a suplex.
Got my head shrinking, eyes blinking & I'm wondering what's next.

I know it's cheaper to keeper but we aren't married.
However she just sent a text that said "You're mine until buried".
I parried didn't even respond to the madness.
Wish I would've never got involved with this crazy-a$$ bad blTch.

The night was pretty much ruined.
I couldn't chat with any hotties.
When I'd asked a lady to dance
sharp pain in my lower body.

I'd look around the room and catch her with a devilish grin.
I'm feeling like a special victim, where's Munch & Fin?
At a loss for what to do about this catastrophe.
Is there a prayer I can use to counteract her blasphemy?

I don't want to resort to doing anything drastic.
She told some big dudes outside lies that almost got my a$$ kicked.
Narrowly escaped with fools throwing glass bottles at my X-Terra.
Harrowing experience, she wrote on my hood with Black Pearl mascara.

"I'll leave you alone for now but
I hope you got the message clearly".
"I'm not to be played with and
you better f-ing fear me"!

Thank you MirrorMirror
tanyaann& HUGS
Brotha kc0003right on my friend.
MzEm that is so time consuming thank you for readingtwice.
MisKim323 you two look SO HAPPY, I WANT THAT TOO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

Thank you TxsGal3333 and I've stepped on so many stones my ankles sound like worn rotors when I walk.


pkd1220 who are you looking at like that (Lucky F#$@%^). I'll share whatever it is you would desire from my Soul Princess!

Thank you

Really enjoy the Flavor Neighbor

With experience comes knowledge
this well never runs dry.
Keep your heart & mind open to
except new times and changing tides.

Going with your flow can work
but channels all energy one way.
Allowing other perspectives will enhance mental balance,
cognitive thinking & the ability to respect what others say!

Assert the truth and discover
life altering gifts of powerful pleasure.
Persist on the trail toward deception
you receive more misery than can be measured.

Having someone to hold is a privilege
we’re in no way guaranteed.
Irresponsibly caretaking somebody’s emotions
can make you neglect what they need.

It needs to be real clear remember.
I’m the fool,
too close & got burned...
Holding on to all my tears,
loneliness is fed on lessons shown but not learned.

We search forever as the Love sought
eclipses all we’ve been taught.

Swollen riddems soothe my soul
while we stand alone missing home.

Romance can be rather pricey,
when there's long distance too dicey.

I reel back & forth
she goes side to side.
Kneel in her court
make sure all loose ends are tied.

Try to hinder thoughts of wasted times.
Devalued innocence hardens the soul.
December pops champagne, rings bells & chimes.
A new year waits as we wonder what it'll hold.

I covet the notion good things come to those waiting.
A prophet once told me desire's intimidating.
A gifted message calming my internal lascivious cravings.
I'm lifted it's just so alarming how long I've been anticipating.

Summon those urges then suppress the surges.
It's quite a sight when the crowd disperses.
I need a bath & nap after the show I'm worthless.
Close the curtains por favor the moonlight served it's purpose.

Time does heal Princess pkd1220 go right ahead & laugh guilt-free thank you.

Yeah MsTeddyBear2uhey kinda hard to find something new on this planet that hasn't been done up till sun up. Thanks Darlin


kc0003 you're the one falling out brah still drinkin, I'm the one that helps your drunk a$$ up Right on!!

That name is DA SHIZNIT (plastic_pancakes)
Thank you very much Sir

MzEm some time ago and a lesson learned
Blessings my SisTah!!

Really appreciate the compliments HuckleberryFinn my friend!

Jimmied the lock on my heart and robbed me blind.
Now what’s mine is yours but what’s yours is not mine.
Her skin is so smooth, pure silk never felt this fine.
My touch must be confused as is my mind’s eye.

Ever been loved by one to the point of euphoria?
Then 2 weeks later the 1 you let in is ignoring ya.
I’m finally getting over the last of these pretenders.
Harlots guised as Queens, glass Joan’s robed as the #1 contender.

In her court I was only a jester,
never had a chance at being king.
Unlawfully sequestered & used for monetary support,
unknowingly just a fling.

You never expect to be played so perfectly by such a Love virtuoso.
She held on tightly strumming my chords throughout the 1st concerto grosso.

This girl architected my body as if the foundation had flaws.
She blew me down fast as though I was constructed with straw.
I knew better than to get entangled by the likes of her kind.
Hindsight is 20/20, in the beginning true clarity’s hard to find.

Subsequently my focus was centered solely on her shaker.
The best ever out the shop run by the Supreme Maker.
Had faith the visual was backed by intriguing conversation.
Broadcasted to the family this is much more than mere infatuation.

Sully my thoughts now in retrospect,
I was young at the time of this introspect.
More power to your heart as the beat continues.
Was the summer I was dumber than a fast-food menu.

We build as we grow and learn what we don't already know.
Keep the good knowledge for future use and let the faulty stuff go.
Hand is to glove as the right bait never fails.
Some pick heads while others always go with tails.

Thanks kc0003

That's why they made those cute lil pocket rockets isn't it

Unyielding the flesh tingles with such ease,
as we engage even the hint of erotic besiege.

Thoughts linger helplessly at times so devilishly clever,
who can refuse what she used to polish this tarnished forgotten treasure.

Dazzle with flair lovers blue ocean thou vast,
can swallow whole this feverish quest for romance.

The soft kiss on the spine well deserving of accolades unmatched.
The last glass of red wine as our heart strings become unlatched.

To feel good love is intense.
Tasty like pastry in every sense.

Your there when no sound can be heard in my garden .
I rest from a hard day at work.
You rub my shoulders then my neck and chest,
and slowly unbutton my shirt.

Lift your skirt only enough to straddle my waist so it won’t tear.
Looking shy , lips so full I can't help but just stare.

My seductress willing I'll be the beast within soon,
as our thirst grows for pleasures uncharted and together we swoon.

How vivid the desires of one to my pleasure.
Long is that which you desire to measure.

My pulse beats hard as the force of natures will.
More than enough for you to feel.

Silence is distant as our screams of passion overwhelm the quiet.
Inside your gift you find me causing a sensual riot.

Wonderment,

how long can I remain breathless and seemingly trapped by one so impetuous?
Best it gets yet hoping for more to come, in testament

We’re drenched in passions rain,
bodies lucid and harmoniously drained.

The thrill of the hunt is better than the capture for some,
not the way I feel.
The call of gentle calm and fire burning desire, electric
confrontation humble me as time we steal.

Hey Big Brotha iam4u
I appreciate that very much
Thank you