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i like 2 consiter them my girls myra and rose palm
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Sharing...
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I dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die. dude dont give up theres all way one thing that bleeds 4 5 days and dont die 4 every man u just have 2 belive |
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Bathroom Injuries
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when my step dad wuz lil his weewee got slamd by the tolit seat 
That just caused involuntary leg crossing and brought tears to my eyes too 
imagin actuly hearin it and the way the vocie changes
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Bathroom Injuries
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when my step dad wuz lil his weewee got slamd by the tolit seat
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Pick Up Lines
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i swear to god.. i honestly had a guy try hi, the names Bond, James Bond... luckly i managed to reply with Lost, Get Lost.. 
wat that one dont work ether you girls r killin me
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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Are your pants washed in glass plus, cause I can see myself in them.... I always thought i wuz do u have mirros in your paints cuz i can c me in the msmyka must b right im killin the classics
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wanna get drunk faster?
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i wonder if u can beer bong that way???
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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Nice legs...what time do they open? A guy at a bar said that to me once...I left a huge red handprint on his face! wat and i wuz soooo sure that one would work |
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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*bedroom floor... Come on man, you're killing these lines... no wonder they don't work for you 
my bad im kinda lazy typer 
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Pick Up Lines
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor woops for got the r shirt* |
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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i like your **** but i bet it would look better on my floor
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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sry to bug u but i thought i would be rude 2 keep stareing
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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It's like this.... guy says "Do you have any _____ in you?" She says "No" "Would you like to?" i like mine better iz never workd tho 
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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and the class i lost my number can i have urs
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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guy:got any (Put in Race)
Girl:no Want some?? |
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? and it always works pure genius |
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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r ur parents aliens cuz ur out of this world
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Topic:
Pick Up Lines
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Whats the Best and chesses pick up line uve ever used or heard???
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r u the voice
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Its been my finding that the voice are not your friends.... nah they have 2 b my friend one of them told me if i jumpd off a building i could fly |
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r u the voice
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wait which voice r u guys hearing cuz i have 2 many 2 tell what there sayin
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