WTH? You met her at McDonalds?

Beef that puppy up!

Oh fine...everybody please view Wars profile now!

Now now, there are plenty of women out there who are really nice who don't have those Assets!

Darn War everybody knows it's whats on the inside that counts! Don't they?

I would just KILL myself!

Those look like those surgically implanted boob balloons! They have a pump that you squeese to let the air in and out!

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I will now and forevermore refer to myself and small chested!

wow, you guys got all the answers!

I want so bad to send this to my X boss!

Glad you like it. it's one of my favorites

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from
those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

&nb sp; They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with

heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of
course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
fr om the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

keep on walkin sista!

its whether I feel any desire to get up close and personal!

Not for long Miguel! Your auntie will be hanging over your shoulder by next week!

yeah, really who is ever totally alone? I would love to have 24 hours all to myself!