Community > Posts By > bhernandez

 
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Thu 11/15/12 09:33 AM
*slap.*
don't talk to me about zombies.

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Thu 11/15/12 08:44 AM
play mumford and sons at my funeral or i'm coming back to life.

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Thu 11/15/12 08:40 AM
i'll go jump in front of cars today.

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Thu 11/15/12 08:37 AM
when i'm dead.

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Thu 11/15/12 08:33 AM
perhaps some other time.
i'm trying to keep my breakfast down.

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Thu 11/15/12 08:25 AM
stop talking about who you would or would not do.
tis gross picturing you naked.

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Wed 11/14/12 07:01 PM
no.
nadie.

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Wed 11/14/12 04:57 PM
i need black eyelinerrrrrr.

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Wed 11/14/12 02:09 PM
haha.
i like how you answered a question no one asked.

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Wed 11/14/12 11:11 AM
2012 beard champions.

full beard groomed:

third place:


second place:


first place:


full beard natural:

third place:


second place:


first place:

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Wed 11/14/12 09:53 AM
pansexual:
they care not for what you got going on in your pants.
they're attracted to anyone.

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Tue 11/13/12 11:17 PM

I hear no meat and lots and lots of sugar is the new fad diet. Trendy you...


it'll fatten you right up!

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Tue 11/13/12 11:11 PM

Poor girl. No wonder you're contemplating suicide! I'm kidding really. I'm sure it's much healthier but I'm sure it sucks at times


i don't think i'm healthier.
i just eat rabbit food.
and lots and lots of sugar.
>.<

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Tue 11/13/12 11:02 PM

So, how was it?


i dunno.
tastes like meat?
i'm vegetarian now,
and i don't really remember what anything tasted like.

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Tue 11/13/12 10:45 PM

Yea, that's bad.... really bad! Maybe if you're desperate and starving, then maybe. That's still a maybe...


tis a mexican thing.

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Tue 11/13/12 10:45 PM
translation:
i'm pmsing.
**** off til later.

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Tue 11/13/12 10:44 PM
pray to the beardy gods.

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Tue 11/13/12 10:43 PM
you need a giant beard.

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Tue 11/13/12 10:41 PM
cow tongue.
i should kill myself.

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Tue 11/13/12 08:26 PM
dead.

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