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  Keeping you in prayer, girl..... Keep kicking that C's a$$  
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Kept you up all night??   See Viagra does work!! Anna x That is soooooo wrong..... But too funny..............  
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George Clinton - Atomic Dog
Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs Dog of the world unite Dancin' dogs Yeah Countin' dogs, funky dogs Nasty dogs (Dog) Atomic dog Atomic dog Like the boys When they're out there walkin' the streets May compete Nothin' but the dog in ya Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Like the boys When they're out there walkin' the streets May compete Nothin' but the dog in ya Why must I feel like that Oh, why must I chase the cat Like the boys When they're out there walkin' the streets May compete Nothin' but the dog in ya Ruff Ruff Ruff Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher Ooh Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Nothin' but the dog in me Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah Just walkin' the dog Oh, atomic dog Futuristic bow-wow Ruff Leader of the pack Wild dog Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Just the dog in me Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat Just the dog in me Nothin' but the dog in me Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat The dog in me (Dog in me) The dog is in me (Dog in me) Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher Do you wanna do the dogcatcher Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me Dogcatcher, dogcatcher Do the dogcatcher House-trained dogs Wild dogs Say it again Why must I feel like that Why must I chase the cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5DrKBNS8so |
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"Unfunky UFO" --Parliament
You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Stupidly I masked??? my smile My composure was secure A silly grin from ear to ear A smile that's all right through Oh, but then like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with this pain Without saying a word this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Deep in pain I called the names Of some funkified friends of mine They were on the run And gettin' it on And groovin' twelve hours light Oh, but like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with pain Without saying a word, this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh (shiiine) You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x4) You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Out of nowhere but they were, nearly took me by surprise They crept upon me early this morning Right before my eyes And they were saying "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Sweet old music Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (oooh-ooh-ooh!) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x2)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNpJ3LA5cQ Can't help myself, I got P-Funk on the brain tonight 
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"Unfunky UFO" --Parliament
You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Stupidly I masked??? my smile My composure was secure A silly grin from ear to ear A smile that's all right through Oh, but then like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with this pain Without saying a word this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we want some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Deep in pain I called the names Of some funkified friends of mine They were on the run And gettin' it on And groovin' twelve hours light Oh, but like a streak of lightning it came Filling my brain with pain Without saying a word, this voice I heard "Give up the funk, you punk!" Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh (shiiine) You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x4) You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness Out of nowhere but they were, nearly took me by surprise They crept upon me early this morning Right before my eyes And they were saying "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Sweet old music Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (oooh-ooh-ooh!) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine Unfunky kind of UFO (from the sun) Here from the sun (you've got the groove) You've got the groove and we've got some (unfunky and obsolete) We're unfunky and we're obsolete (and out of time) And we're out of time Gonna take your funk and make it mine You've got all that is really needed To save a dying world >From its funklessness You could feel so much better If you would show me how to funk like you do (x2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNpJ3LA5cQ |
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Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove (12" Mix)
So wide can't get around it So low you can't get under it (So low you can't get under it) So high you can't get over it (So high you can't get over it) Da-yee do do do do do do This is a chance This is a chance Dance your way Out of your constrictions (Tell sugah) Here's a chance to dance our way out of our constrictions Gonna be freakin'! Up and down Hang up alley way With the groove our Only guide We shall all be moved Ready or not here we come Gettin' down on the one which We believe in One nation under a groove, gettin' down just for the funk (Can I get it on my good foot) Gettin' down just for the funk of it (Good God) 'bout time I got down one time One nation and we're on the move Nothin' can stop us now (Aye aye aye aye aye) Feet don't fail me now Give you more of what you're funkin' for Feet don't fail me now Do you promise to funk? The whole funk, nothin' but the funk Ready or not here we come Gettin' down on the one which we believe in Here's my chance to dance my way Out of my constrictions (Do do dee oh doo) (Do do dee oh doo) (You can dance away) Feet don't fail me now (ha ha) Here's a chance to dance Our way out of our constrictions Gonna be groovin' up and down Hang up alley way The groove our only guide We shall all be moved Feet don't fail me now (ha ha) Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for Feet don't fail me now Here's my chance to dance my way out of my constrictions Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for (Feet don't fail me now) banana banana banana banana banana banana banana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_DSZZsnrfI |
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Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove (12" Mix)
So wide can't get around it So low you can't get under it (So low you can't get under it) So high you can't get over it (So high you can't get over it) Da-yee do do do do do do This is a chance This is a chance Dance your way Out of your constrictions (Tell sugah) Here's a chance to dance our way out of our constrictions Gonna be freakin'! Up and down Hang up alley way With the groove our Only guide We shall all be moved Ready or not here we come Gettin' down on the one which We believe in One nation under a groove, gettin' down just for the funk (Can I get it on my good foot) Gettin' down just for the funk of it (Good God) 'bout time I got down one time One nation and we're on the move Nothin' can stop us now (Aye aye aye aye aye) Feet don't fail me now Give you more of what you're funkin' for Feet don't fail me now Do you promise to funk? The whole funk, nothin' but the funk Ready or not here we come Gettin' down on the one which we believe in Here's my chance to dance my way Out of my constrictions (Do do dee oh doo) (Do do dee oh doo) (You can dance away) Feet don't fail me now (ha ha) Here's a chance to dance Our way out of our constrictions Gonna be groovin' up and down Hang up alley way The groove our only guide We shall all be moved Feet don't fail me now (ha ha) Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for Feet don't fail me now Here's my chance to dance my way out of my constrictions Givin' you more of what you're funkin' for (Feet don't fail me now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_DSZZsnrfI |
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Parliament - Funkin' for Fun
I got to go, got to leave Something's missing, that I need I need to find Whatever it is that's burdening in my mind I know mother will understand, yeah I know she knows that I'm still the same man They say bring up a child in the way he shall go And he shall not depart And I know when they said it, it turns my heart, yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Don't worry Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun When you see my mother Tell her don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun Oh, nothing could compare To mother, nah, nah, nah Because I know she cared, yeah I got to find my own way around Hey, hey, I got to get down, yeah Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Don't worry Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun When you see my mother Hey, if you have a chance to see my father, my brother Just tell 'em, that everything's alright Hey, anytime You find people assemble in the same place Funkin' around, everything's alright Hey, hey I don't think you heard me, say what If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun Let's funk around Hey, funk me, baby Let's funk around If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm all right Just funkin' around for fun Having a good time I'm funking around for fun I'm having a good, good, good, good time, yeah Playing my guitar Funking around for fun Giving up the P.Funk Ahh, the bomb If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB72Qych8LA |
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Parliament - Funkin' for Fun
I got to go, got to leave Something's missing, that I need I need to find Whatever it is that's burdening in my mind I know mother will understand, yeah I know she knows that I'm still the same man They say bring up a child in the way he shall go And he shall not depart And I know when they said it, it turns my heart, yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Don't worry Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun When you see my mother Tell her don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun Oh, nothing could compare To mother, nah, nah, nah Because I know she cared, yeah I got to find my own way around Hey, hey, I got to get down, yeah Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Guy, guy, guy, guy Don't worry Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun Don't worry 'bout me I'm just funkin' around for fun When you see my mother Hey, if you have a chance to see my father, my brother Just tell 'em, that everything's alright Hey, anytime You find people assemble in the same place Funkin' around, everything's alright Hey, hey I don't think you heard me, say what If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun Let's funk around Hey, funk me, baby Let's funk around If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm all right Just funkin' around for fun Having a good time I'm funking around for fun I'm having a good, good, good, good time, yeah Playing my guitar Funking around for fun Giving up the P.Funk Ahh, the bomb If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun If you see my mother Tell her I'm alright Just funkin' around for fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB72Qych8LA |
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Baggage
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We are well seasoned ... Knowledge----->Understanding----->Wisdom---->Contentment ... Life and time and learning ... Acceptance It flows and makes for the finest vintage ...  Speak that truth, Sis
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Baggage
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it can be good(kid's(who cares)) and it can be bad(emotional scarring that hasn't healed) depends on the person No matter what the baggage is, and I NEVER consider children baggage. It's all in how we deal with it........... |
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Baggage
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Very true! Everyone has life experiences that have made them who they are. Some individuals have used those experiences to grow and propel them, others have not. I don't think that baggage is necessarily a bad thing, it's all how you carry it! Ain't that the truth!
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Baggage
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 ... Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gu ... You are ticklish then! ... SSSSssshhhhhh, don't tell
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Baggage
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HS, I happened to have a heartfelt conversation with a woman friend today about baggage-and she explained to me that we all walk around with our own personal "suitcase" filled with life experiences, good and bad; all that makes us who we are today. And to successfully make it through life, we need to make sure we deal with each (as she put it) piece of paper in that suitcase before we pack it away. She went on to say that afterwards, consider it one of those suitcases on rollers. You bring it everywhere you go because it's part of you, but you don't have to let it affect everything you do. At least not in a negative light. It was a refreshing way to think of dealing with my own personal "issues"-because I, like perhaps some of you, have some "papers" in my suitcase that haven't been dealt with yet. And they will tend to drag you down until you do. I thought this was good advice. It gave me the chills when I saw your topic. How ironic? So, God bless all of you out there dealing with your personal "baggage" like I am. We become stronger every day, especially sticking together! That's the way I feel ... We all have baggage, how we deal with it is when it can become an issue in our lives... |
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Yeah, I got junk in my trunk, Sis ...  ... But it is the finest Italian leather Louis Vuitton, after all ... I just know he has the matching set to stow nicely beside mine, under the bed ... Mine is Gucci, and child that steamer trunk is on point!
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Baggage
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I totally agree! It's the folks that "don't" have baggage that worry me... me too 
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Baggage
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In relationships, the term baggage seems to have a bad rep. When people mention they are looking for a relationship, they usually add that they are not interested in anyone with baggage or an excess of it. When I think of baggage, I see life experiences (a mind-set, life circumstances, or values), that mold a person into what and who they are. Not having, so called “baggage” in ones life would seem as if that person never had any life experiences. Could you date someone that had no baggage at all? Choose someone that knows how to find joy in the intangible things in life. They store their hopes, dreams, aspirations, love, tolerance, justice, and beauty in suitcases or trunks. And are willing to share their inner self with you. They are able to take the good with the bad, and the bitter with the sweet. And that is just fine with me. I say, baggage can be a good thing. Show off your inner steamer trunk! bravo, heartsoul! |
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Beautifully said!!!!! 
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"P.Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)"
Good evening. Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong. We have taken control as to bring you this special show. We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving. Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Coming to you directly from the Mothership Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power. So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums. And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. My motto is: Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (yeah) I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. WEFUNK, y'all. Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. Doin' it to you in 3-D, So groovy that I dig me. Once upon a time called Now! Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" I say, "Is Seven Up?" Yeah, P.Funk! Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut funk!) I want my funk uncut (P.Funk!) Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk (make mine) I want my funk uncut (the P) Make my funk the P.Funk (hah!) I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all) I want the bomb, (home of the bomb) I want the P.Funk I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk) Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah, I dig! Let me put my sunglasses on. That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses. So you can feel cool. Gangster lean. Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop. Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile. Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie. It was cool, But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho! WEFUNK, we funk. Make my funk the P.Funk (ho!) I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (yeah) I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk (P.Funk, y'all) Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk (Home of the extraterrestrial brothers) Before I take it home. Gettin' deep. Once upon a time called Right Now Ain't it funky now Far 'round Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb) I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Yeah We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine) Make my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get funked up) Before I take it home Don't stop, get down Talk! Blow your horn Peee-youuu! Wants to get funked up Well, allright! Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, (P.Funk) I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. Make my funk the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P.Funk I wants to get funked up. I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut. Make my funk the P.Funk Before I take it home Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, Dealers of funky music. P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming Coming to you in 3-D So groovy that I dig me Yeah! Yeah! P.Funk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwb9Tqgi_rA |
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MOTHERSHIP CONNECTION (STAR CHILD) - PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC
"Mothership Connection (Starchild)" Well, all right! Starchild, Citizens of the Universe, Recording Angels. We have returned to claim the Pyramids. Partying on the Mothership. I am the Mothership Connection. Gettin' down in 3-D Light year groovin' Well all right, if you hear any noise, it ain't nobody but me and the boys Gettin' down. Hit it fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me (groovin') You gotta hit the band All right, all right, Starchild here Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip And come on up to the Mothership. Loose Booty, doin' the bump. Hustle on over here. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys hittin' it. You gotta hit the band. Ain't nothing but a party, y'all. Face it, even your memory banks have forgotten this funk. Mothership Connection, home of the P.Funk, the Bomb. If you hear any noise, It's just me and the boys, hit me You gotta hit the band. Doin' it in 3-D. Let me put on my sunglasses here so I can see what I'm doing. When you hear seats rumble you will hear your conscience grumble Hit me You gotta hit the band You have overcome, for I am here. Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x6) Doin' it up on the Chocolate Milky Way What's up CC? Have you forgot me? Are you hip to Easter Island? The Bermuda Triangle? Heh heh! Well, all right. Ain't nothing but a party! Starchild here, Citizens of the Universe I bring forth to you the Good Time On the Mothership. Are you hip? Sing, fellas! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band (x2) Starchild here, doin' it in 3-D. So good, it's good to me. Hit the band! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry you home! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band (x2) I don't think they hear you! If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me You gotta hit the band Starchild here, citizens of the universe Gettin' it on, partying on the Mothership. When Gabriel's horn blows, you'd better be ready to go. Swing low Time to move on Light years in time Ahead of our time Free your mind, and come fly With me It's hip On the Mothership Groovin' Swing down, sweet chariot Stop, and let me ride (x 7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHREjqfaFVI |
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