((sexy like that Thumper))

where you been hiding?

The Destroyer Am I

His eyes died that fateful night
Saw right through my wilted fright
Saw right through my empty soul
Saw the dark eating me whole

Disappointment crossed his angry face
His wrath I finally can’t misplace
Tortured by my wrong decisions
A lonely existence in his derision

Why do I feel the need to destruct?
How could I let myself obstruct?

His own happiness and dreams
They lay at the periphery seams
And I swoop in with all my schemes
To destroy the smiles as they gleam

Why do I feel the need to destruct?
How could I let myself obstruct?

Bad Luck Kitty

I vacuum my carpet every day
Yet my kitty always wants to play
So I chase her with my Kirby bag-less
And catch her tail to hear her hiss.
When the tail gets all tangled and twisted
I hit the reverse and laugh till I’m misted
She runs outside and tries to hide
But all I hear are her fevering cries
Low and behold the Craftsman is coming
Bearing down with its loud humming
Poor kitty got squished under the deck
Chopped up fine and spit out in flecks
Now bad luck kitty comes back to haunt me
Anytime I go on a cleaning spree

always leaving me hanging...i'm not the hangedWOMAN you know....lol

no? and why is that?

my head's gonna explode...it's like a never ending riddle.

maybe......guess i'm not good and the low expectations thing, huh?

and what pray tell do you plan to do if you dont' get it?

here i thought this win would be easy....

see what happens when you have expectations?

alright, alright....


"Hanged, you are the barbie master...no other can braid Skipper's hair like you. I bow to the king!"


there is that better?

here? now?

of the time my brother caught traction on the starting line and dumped his rocket

yes sir. that i do.

(((snuggles)))


i love how you have such low expectations hanged...makes it easier to surprise you...lmao

if anyone wins this one, it should be me!

well, i'm not wiggling my behind at ya for nothing....