One of the guys Debbie did in Dallas.

Has an eyeball fetish.

Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion.

Alice in Wonderland at Disney World.

Paid millions by Tom Cruise to father his baby with Katie.

Is the Janie from the Aerosmith song.

Casts for Jerry Springer.

Pawned her wedding ring for Hannah Montana tickets.

No habla Ingles.

Is secretly President George Bush's puppet master.

I have to drive my grandmother to the hospital for an emergency c-section.

It's a dang shame that I have a half a bottle of Hennessey but no Hypnotiq.

28.

Designed the Baby Bunny Wabbit Vibe. :P

Webbie - Bad *****. :P

Ha. I'm not going inside Paris Hilton unless I can borrow somebody's ween. I'm not touching that thing.

Mario and Luigi.

Writes cheesy romance novels.

Was sexually assaulted by a dolphin at Sea World.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. (Not an Asian porn)

The movie is narrated by a small-time crook, Harry Lockhart (Robert Downey Jr.). He is self-aware and talks to the audience at various times through the movie.

Harry finds himself caught up in an acting audition by mistake when he is running away from police after a failed robbery. Posing as an actor, he is brought to Hollywood for an audition, where he meets homosexual private-eye Gay Perry (Val Kilmer), who is there to aid Harry in research for his role in the movie.

Harry is introduced to Hollywood parties and meets his childhood dream-girl, Harmony Lane (played by Michelle Monaghan), who in fact, back in high school, had sex with everyone but Harry. The story sees all three finding themselves involved in murder cases similar to the detective stories which Harry and Harmony grew up reading.