a date

howdy

i want a 3some with your friends and they dont want u in it lol

true

loves to get drunk during the holidays

your lousy in bed
you cant cook
you shop too much
im in love with your mom! lol

JACKPOT!

janedoe...you forgot to say adorable too!

allright i got that from the web not my own opinion hahahah

Pay attention to her eyes. One sign of attraction is when her eyes are open really wide, and her pupils are enlarged when you are talking or when she is talking to you.

Another sign of attraction is that when you are speaking, she will lean her body into you and literally be drawn in with your words. She will not get up and go to the bathroom. She will sit there and not want to miss a single second of the date:

She will not look at her watch.

She will not look around the room.

She will be totally fixated on you the whole time.

She will play with her hair and lick her lips before she moves towards you, because she is creating a sexual feeling inside her.

She will reach her hand across the table and glance at yours.

She will touch your shoulder or another part of you very casually.
When she is speaking, she will touch her leg or her face, imagining it was you who was touching her.

hope that helps!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.


I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

mary

shes on my friends list

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white

> male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at

> the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and

> lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

>

> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his

> way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know

> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around

> for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated

> in a telephone interview.

>

> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,

> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut

> a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I

> was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident

> embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to

> notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until

> officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

>

> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.

> "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

>

> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached

Lawrence .

>

> "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex

> with a pumpkin?"

>

> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

> looked me straight in the face and said...

>

> "A pumpkin? ****..is it midnight already?

i think i got the first 2 or seasons on dvd..IT ROCKS

i liked it!

rocky horror picture show rocks! i used to see that once a week lol
at least 1 date

luscious

tease