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     My games are always dirty... but I can get someone to redo your nails if you win only the winner walks out today ^^ I dont feel like a winner tonight after such a crappy date  | 
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     Sorry to hear that Laura.   
Thanks Hun.... Im just glad its over with.   
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     Hey Laura!   How was the date?
Artificial?   I saw the chili eruption!        
went to dinner...talked....walked on the beach....talked....date ended and I drove like a bat out of hell out of there.....What a jerk he was....just my luck   
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      Oh sorry...I wont tell
     
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      hello all 
    
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     and take lots of pictures to share with us!   
      
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      Thank you all...I'll let you know how it goes
     
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      Going on a date tonight.
 
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Sorry I changed the combination on the keypad again   
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      The outfit I have down....unless I look in the full length mirror and SCREAM.....this makes me look fat 
        
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      showered...plucked eyebrows..shaved legs...did hair didnt like it back in shower. 
        
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      new and shy 
    
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        THE NOTHING THREAD
       
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      -N-O-T-H-I-N-G-
     
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        What men & woman want....
       
      
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      Women's Love Poem  
 
  Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Men's Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh1t.  | 
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 I saw the chili eruption!