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Fri 07/25/08 06:45 PM
Pat you are a KNIGHT in shinning armor.

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Fri 07/25/08 06:42 PM

My games are always dirty...


but I can get someone to redo your nails if you win

only the winner walks out today ^^


I dont feel like a winner tonight after such a crappy date

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Fri 07/25/08 06:38 PM
((((Treaty))))

I'll play as long as I dont get my hands dirty....just painted my nails

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Fri 07/25/08 06:33 PM

Sorry to hear that Laura. flowers

Thanks Hun.... Im just glad its over with.laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 06:29 PM

Hey Laura! flowers How was the date?

Artificial?noway I saw the chili eruption!scared scared scared scared


went to dinner...talked....walked on the beach....talked....date ended and I drove like a bat out of hell out of there.....What a jerk he was....just my lucklaugh

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Fri 07/25/08 06:15 PM
strawberries....sweet and juicy

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Fri 07/25/08 06:13 PM
Oh sorry...I wont tell

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Fri 07/25/08 06:07 PM
hello allbigsmile

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Fri 07/25/08 03:23 PM

and take lots of pictures to share with us! drinker


laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 03:22 PM
Thank you all...I'll let you know how it goes

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Fri 07/25/08 03:20 PM
Thanks

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Fri 07/25/08 03:19 PM
Going on a date tonight.

have been running around house like a chicken with my head cut off.

Think I'm ready now,I just have to remember how to breathe normally

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Fri 07/25/08 03:13 PM
DD,
I'll be back to fill you in on the date


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Fri 07/25/08 03:09 PM

i cant get out of here happy laugh


Sorry I changed the combination on the keypad againlaugh

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Fri 07/25/08 02:03 PM
The outfit I have down....unless I look in the full length mirror and SCREAM.....this makes me look fatlaugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 01:57 PM
showered...plucked eyebrows..shaved legs...did hair didnt like it back in shower.laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 01:52 PM
DD,
Panic button....PUSH..PUSH..PUSH

I am going on a date tonight....What to do ,what to do.


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Fri 07/25/08 01:33 PM
new and shybigsmile

another soul to corruptdevil
laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 07/25/08 01:28 PM
-N-O-T-H-I-N-G-

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Fri 07/25/08 01:16 PM
Edited by LauraJ on Fri 07/25/08 01:16 PM
Women's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



Men's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh1t.