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OMG that is so sick hahahaha
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i'm coming in here like it or not........... But what are you going to do once you are here? |
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What is the first thing you notice about someone that you just meet eyes what do u want out of a relationship honesty |
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do u believe in love at first sight? I sure do What is the first thing you notice about someone that you just meet |
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Are my balls black
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hahahaha LMFAO
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Wish me luck
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Best of luck and I will say a prayer for you
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Would you
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semiloco2007
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Tue 01/08/08 06:25 AM
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One night I watched a gorgeous woman shoot down every guy that walked up to her at the bar. After watching number 23 get shot down (and tossing back two shots of Patron), I walked up and said, "Hi. I'm Jason. I'm the last guy you want to see tonight." And she said, "Why?" I said, "Because now you and I are talking, no one else matters.". She laughed and said, "Sit down.". Sometimes approaching isn't the worst thing in the world.... Smooth! I met my ex wife in a similar manner, my friends would call her little Miss hard body because none of them knew her name, all they knew is that she would come to this club with her girlfriends. I had never seen her before but the same thing happened. A bunch of guys asked her to dance and she shot them all down. Problem she was a real behatch about it. So I walked over and asked her if she would like to dance, she looked at me and said “ I don’t think so” in a very snobby manner. So I replied “then I guess a blow job is out of the question huh?” Hahahaha A year and a half later we were married OMG,,,,true story. |
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approach a woman in a public setting if you found her attractive or would you be intimidated? OMG I would walk up to you and say. "How ya doin?" with my best Joey from friends impersonation. I'm telling you it works everytime I'd roll b/c I do that one all the time.. Lived on the East coast for a very long time... LOL Goodnight beautiful |
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approach a woman in a public setting if you found her attractive or would you be intimidated? OMG I would walk up to you and say. "How ya doin?" with my best Joey from friends impersonation. I'm telling you it works everytime
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My own how cute am I
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any man would be lucky to have you. hahahaha you are so freaking funny |
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Juicy Question # 2 !!!
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OK here is one of mine, I talked my ex wife into making love to me in downtown DC in the park. There were people walking by about 20 feet away and we were zipped up in my army sleeping bag going at it hahahaha. We got busted by the cops zipped up in my sleeping bag. They hit us with the spot light and would not turn it off until she got up and got dressed. Dam bastards.
She was so embarrassed. Oh shyt that was funny |
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Juicy Question # 2 !!!
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Um I am not touching this one Semi...   Come on don't be a chicken |
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Juicy Question # 2 !!!
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What is the craziest, sexiest thing you've ever done?
Blah hahaha evil laugh once again. |
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Juicy Question !!!
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chocolate , peanut butter, sex in that order? you sound like a recees peanut butter cup! hahahahahahah LMAO |
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Juicy Question !!!
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chocolate , peanut butter, sex All together ???? sweeeeeeettttttt |
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Juicy Question !!!
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dark, milk, and white chocolate long, slow, sensual and passionate kisses red, red wine Oh you are such a little hottie |
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Juicy Question !!!
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2 of yours are the same as mine. P.S. I don't like chocolate  Oh you are a bad little girl I think you need a spanking |
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Will ever find my true love?
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Juicy Question !!!
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driving fast....really fast domination games plowing a woman like I was a bucking bronco. hahahahaha LMAO |
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Juicy Question !!!
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Chocolate Long slow French kisses Woman on top riding me like a bucking bronco LMAO 2 of yours are 2 of mine as well... (no, not #3... Nice :-) |
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