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Fri 11/09/07 08:49 PM
I remember one day, I put my thong on backwards (who can tell sometimes?)

Anyway, I felt less than fresh that day, let me tell ya.

And another thing, it hurts when people point and laugh.

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Fri 11/09/07 08:43 PM
Hi Fresh!

How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

Like I said, it's art...

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Fri 11/09/07 08:34 PM
Mom, you're drunk. And you live in kansas.laugh laugh flowerforyou

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Fri 11/09/07 08:24 PM
I had a friend who had a tattoo of a rooster hanging in a noose on his calf.

That wouldn't count for any records though...:tongue:

However, these guys are, well, Asian.

http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/110243.html


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Fri 11/09/07 07:56 PM
There's a good alternate porn title for that movie....
drinker


And stay outa the Woolworth's!

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Fri 11/09/07 07:53 PM
Back at ya!

Good luck with Joe Torre.

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Fri 11/09/07 07:51 PM
mmmmm dork!
mmmmm Bjork!
mmmmm spork!

Classic.

Also, don't forget "D**ks with time machines"

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Fri 11/09/07 07:47 PM
I've only been to Orange County, didn't get that far north.
:tongue: Not the major production houses... laugh


As far as the writer's strike, If you xerox off a few copies of "Did you order a sausage pizza?" smokin


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Fri 11/09/07 07:39 PM
It's actually an art form. Not the movies -- the titles.

mry, you said "Good girl here" Thinking...

OK. Good Will Hunting == Good Will Humping drinker

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Fri 11/09/07 07:30 PM
Oh c'mon! Name a mainstream movie. I could probably rename it for this thread!


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Fri 11/09/07 07:23 PM
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Lord of the Rims

Star Whores: The Empire Likes Back

There's Something In and Out of Mary

On Golden Blonde


drinker

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Fri 11/09/07 07:16 PM
Epaulets.
To wear the jacket, you had to be a member.


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Fri 11/09/07 07:12 PM
Just sit right back and we'll tell a tale
A tale of a friendly ship
That started on a friendly cruise
A three hour trip
A three hour trip
::CRASH::
Well the weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost
The Minnow would be lost


Everyone!

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Thu 11/08/07 08:27 PM
Rotfl Maja! Thanks for that!

If you should become pregnant from this affair, make sure the child is yours.

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Thu 11/08/07 06:59 PM
Petron. or Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo.

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Thu 11/08/07 06:58 PM
I'm from the 'Wood. Greenwood that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars. Well, just the grandson from Mama's Family, but you get the idea.

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Thu 11/08/07 06:48 PM
Yeah. It was sweet justice if it was anything. Like I've said before: Karma just ran over her dogma.

At least I didn't get anatomy pics.

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Thu 11/08/07 06:20 PM
Good advice by everyone so far. Prepare yourself. It's probably what you think.
My ex and I had cell phones that were one number apart: 555-1234 & 555-1235. I would get text in the early hours saying they were glad to have met me and can they see me again. Suffice to say, my ex got the numbers mixed up and gave guys mine once in awhile. My replies to these texts were often priceless.

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Wed 11/07/07 08:46 PM
I'm going healthy this year.
Turkey smoothies.

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Wed 11/07/07 08:44 PM
Cold showers