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Ladies would u ...
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How big is your C___, how much money do you have?
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Advice For Men...
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Advice For Men... Ok, so we all know that men are a little dense when it comes to knowing what to do with us women. Well, here's some tips for the men... When I text you [ It's because I'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I push you or hit you [ Grab me and don't let go ] When I start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me what's wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When I pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me I'm beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Just hold me and don't say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When I steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ Reassure me that everything is okay ] When I look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When I say that I like you [ I really do more than you could understand ] When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I bump into you [ Bump into me back and make me laugh ] When I tell you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When I look at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until I do ] When I miss you [ I'm hurting inside ] When you break my heart [ The pain never really goes away ] When I say it's over [ I still want you to be mine ] When I repost this bulletin [ I want you to read it ] - Stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything - When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go, then kiss her - When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her - Because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00 a.m. on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you - Tease her and let her tease you back - Stay up all night with her when she's sick - Watch her favorite movie with her - Give her the world - Let her wear your clothes - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - Let her know she's important - Kiss her in the pouring rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" WOW, NUT CASE. You need to hire a SLAVE. 
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Advice For Men...
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Yeah I know Thats kinda like looking for Mr perfect when there isnt one..I just wanted to share it..We can dream can't we? Lol Mr. Perfect is all in your mind. Maybe 1 minute he's Mr. Perfect, then the next minute he's a JERK. Its your opinion. |
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Advice For Men...
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Men are a little dense because SO MANY women play games. So many say to be 100% honest, when many of them tell little white lies. Just when you do what they want or say to do, they leave you. Men are like puppets. Never doing anything correct. Maybe I'll buy a Harley and start slapping women around. Then telling them they are so special. Mind games. Insecure/power hungry.
Just when your being honest and what they want, then they say your boring. WTF............................................ |
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prayers needed
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My prayers are with you. Nothing like a mother.
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finders keepers
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Thats what I said. Keep 1/2 or so, and drop off a good chunk. NOBODY needs ALL that $$$. The person who lost it will be plenty happy and so will you.
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Its not mine
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No way to prove it. If your semen is in her its in her period.
Your busted. DNA=DNA......NO Lawyer will help..... |
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finders keepers
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If you took the 1 time payout it would be about 30 million after taxes. Drop 10 million at there house and keep the 20 mil.
20 mil at 2% interest is $33,000 a month. |
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finders keepers
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Sorry. I would get the prize, and drop a percentage off at that persons house when they weren't home. Probably 25%. Couldn't resist never working again
        
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Its not mine
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DNA=DNA. You stuck it in. Could of broke anyway.
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Go for the ugly guys. They're more likely to appreciate you. I've been with all sorts. I'm always disappointed in the end.  Maybe you need to look in the mirror, or do some soul searching?Been with ALL types and ALWAYS dissapointed? GOOD LUCK 
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Going through the Big D
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Very sorry to hear about your father. Good luck and keep your chin up. Go have a great dinner out with dessert.
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Valentine's Day ????
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um.. i do not know.. Hope someone ask me out I would if you were close. |
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Getting Blown Off...
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His loss your gain. He was a jack@$$
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No kids?
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If you don't want kids, definately don't. I remember when we had my son, we were quite young and I wasn't thrilled. Now that my son is 19 and I am older, I WISH I could do it all over again. Not that I didn't do a great job making him happy, I just didn't watch him grow like I would now. Like many older people say, I wish I was 20 years younger and knew then what I know now. Good luck. But don't have kids if you don't want to.
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Valentine's Day ????
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I'll never forget a couple years ago a friend and I were going to a special pizza joint to celebrate my B-Day thats on Feb 21. I didn't remember it was Valentines day until we got a heart shaped pizza. This was a good guy friend of mine. Everybody else there were couples.
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Valentine's Day ????
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Eat a Lou Malnati's chicago style pizza, have some good mixed fruit drinks, and watch some great movies in HD, in my PJ's.
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Valentine's Day ????
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Eat a Lou Malnati's chicago style pizza, have some good mixed friut drinks, and watch some great movies in HD, in my PJ's.
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Do robots dream about electric sheep?
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Wii would like to play
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All my friends, family and I love the Bowling game on my 118" Fixed Carada screen in a $20,000 home theater, all HD. Its like being at a bowling alley, cheap beer, pizza's, popcorn, etc. AND free bowling. If you like bowling, get a real Home Theater. 118" screen. |
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