Thats some funny chit right there bro

and true

think that was the 90's but bad yes...I'm too sexy for my...

you want her to bite you after 4 licks?

Since I was in high school, back in the dark ages of the 80’s, I had two rules to prove whether a band sucked or not. Every time I explained the system to someone, especially girls, they always told me “That’s not true, {blank} is a great band!” Well, {blank} always sucked, at least if you weren’t a 15 year old girl.
The two rules are as follows:

1. If a band name is composed of two rhyming words, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Duran Duran
b. Scritti Politti
c. Oingo Boingo
d. Milli Vanilli
e. Aku Aku
f. Hoodoo Gurus (not even a good rhyme)
g. Haysi Fantayzee
h. Iam Siam
i. Big Pig

2. If a band name has a number in it as one of the words, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Fun Boy 3
b. Haircut 100
c. Level 42
d. Timbuk 3
e. Heaven 17
f. Gang of Four

OK, I hear all you ladies yelling “Hey, that’s mostly true, but {blank} is great!” No, not really. Or the truly lame cling to “The real name of the band is The Mystic Knights of The Oingo Boingo, so your rule doesn’t apply.” Kids, go buy the record; what name is on it? Oh, and BTW, it sucks. Take that, Danny Elfman.

Just the other day, while being tortured by the song “Wild, Wild West”, a new rule was born. Give it a shot:
3. If a band name ends in the word Club, it’s going to suck. Examples:
a. Escape Club
b. Culture Club
c. Tom Tom Club
d. Parachute Club

You can’t fight science.

Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

My name is Dieter...welcome to Sprokets...now dance!

call me a hooker again....i dare ya

i had a booger that looked like Montana today

light your balls on fire if you want to be outrageous

make sure and wear knee high rubber boots to do that

I still prefer crack

I just sit around and beat my meat....keeps me outta trouble

I always send the mods nudies of myself

Behave is what old ladies spray on their beehive to keep their hair in place

so corny

not seen that bit? going thru customs....bomb dogs freak out....

wassup

try to go to bed and cant sleep...so we mingle with Slipknot cranked...

Does it have lotion on it's ass?

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!



Insomnia is a biotch

Yo VIP lets kick it

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it