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Fri 03/25/11 04:44 PM
OOO HELLLL Noooooooo

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Fri 03/25/11 04:34 PM
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. His hat is made of black wrapping paper. And so are his shirt, vest, chaps, and shoes. Pretty soon, the sheriff arrives and arrests him for rustling.

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Fri 03/25/11 04:30 PM
Wez Side what up hahahahaa:laughing: :laughing: rofl drinks

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Fri 03/25/11 04:03 PM



Thats what I'm talkin about Yeaahhhh:banana:

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Fri 03/25/11 04:02 PM
So whats the drink of choice pass it around drinker

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Thu 03/24/11 10:39 PM
Cataclysm

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Thu 03/24/11 10:33 PM
Some People are for FWB if the FRIEND is in that. I have several lady friends that feel very comfortable calling me and I them when we want to be touched and the intimacy is good because we are first and foremost friends.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:22 PM
Welcome

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Thu 03/24/11 10:17 PM
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

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Thu 03/24/11 10:12 PM
What to Expect When You Expect. WHat You Expect is to just enjoy yourself and have FUNNNN!! drinker :banana:

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Thu 03/24/11 10:04 PM
Smart :thumbsup:

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Thu 03/24/11 10:03 PM
Tart ohwell

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Thu 03/24/11 09:57 PM
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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Thu 03/24/11 09:54 PM
HHmmmmmmm I'm Thinking what what

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Thu 03/24/11 09:42 PM
Little River Band – Reminiscing

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Thu 03/24/11 09:40 PM
I can't do a leg curl yet from the flat position. You get me started though and I can keep it up. But it is really hard. ...blushing

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Thu 03/24/11 09:35 PM
Likes to put some Bling on her Fling.

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Thu 03/24/11 09:26 PM
Hows about havin your horse kicking you in the rear and placin a horseshoe shape emblem there does that count as a tatoo sad

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Thu 03/24/11 09:17 PM

Likes to ride a horse backwards.

rofl rofl

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Thu 03/24/11 09:15 PM
DON WILLIAMS

Cadillac smiles in the ladies' styles in this world
They ain't no part of me
A hundred dollar bill can cure your ills in this world
But it ain't no good to me

You see money and clothes are easily burned
People and cars are easily turned around
I'm looking for something that'll last me all of my life
I'm listening for the sound

Chorus:
I wanna hear her heartbeat
In the darkness
Everynight of my life
I wanna hear a heartbeat
In the darkness
Next to mine

A woman trying to find a diamond mine
Ain't my kind, she ain't no use to me
A big estate with a wrought-iron gate
A mansion on the hill, ain't where I wanna be

You see without love a house ain't a home
A diamond ain't no more than a stone in the ground
I'd give evry material thing I own in this life
If I could just hear the sound

Chorus:
I wanna hear a heartbeat
In the darkness
Everynight of my life
I wanna hear a heartbeat
In the darkness
Next to mine

--- Instrumental ---

Chorus:
I wanna hear a heartbeat
In the darkness
Everynight of my life
I wanna hear a heartbeat
In the darkness
Next to mine

I wanna hear a heartbeat
I wanna hear a heartbeat
I wanna hear a heartbeat...