Two blondes were going for a walk one afternoon, when they came across a set of tracks. One asked the other what kind of tracks she thought they were.

"Those look like rabbit tracks to me"

The other blonde said "No, I believe those would be deer tracks"

So back and forth they went, arguing about what kind of tracks they had come across...but before they could figure it out...the train hit them

dancing in the moonlight by kings harvest...

The only way to get a date is to actually talk with people and see if you even like them...lol. Of course, they need to see if they like you as well! Then it's as easy as saying "hey, you wanna get together for a drink or something?"

I think it works great for every kind of pie!...well, except maybe for meat pie...or chicken pot pie...

Graham cracker pie crust is the best!!!

8 ounces graham cracker crumbs
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
2. In a bowl, combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar and melted butter. Mix well; press into bottom and sides of a 9-inch pie pan.
3. Bake for 10 minutes. Remove from oven; allow to cool before filling.

Yield Size: 1 9-inch pie crust.

Just think, if you hook up with him ladies...this could be your mother-in-law!

Ain't is not a word, but rather a contraction of "am" and "not". It is used throughout the US and most english speaking countries, overseas as well. It is recongnized by Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and is not an incorrect contraction, but rather a less "proper" alternative to "isn't" and "aren't".

but what is funny is when you delete all of the "Who's viewed me" and wait till they view you again...then you can find out who is stalking you!...lol.

I'm either reallyt miserable...or really drunk!...lol.

So in time I will forget
all the things I regret,
with your spite and your hate
and your rules and your state

OF mind thats f*cked up
and the way you woke up,
when I said this is done
'cause my life is no fun,
with your daily mind f*cks
telling me what was up.

I know now what is true
that I never loved you
for I AM someone great
and I won't hesitate
to realize what is how
'cause my life is real now,

With you nowhere around
I can finally rebound
to the truth that is me
and in truth I'm set free,
to find out my real being
'cause it's my life I am seeing
without your clouds in my sight
I have noone to fight
and with this grace alone
I will sleep well tonight

I have a terrific personality (so my mom says), but I'm uglier that a rottweiller's arse!!!

PBR me ASAP!!! (pabst blue ribbon) Got to be the tall boys!

*what can I say...I'm cheap!

Ummmm...I'd just make sure it has a CD player...lol.

Thank you for your service and make sure you remember to duck!

I think that whoever asks the other to go out should be the one to pay unless other arrangements are made. If I ask you to go out to a movie and dinner then I would of course pay. If YOU ask me to go out to movie and dinner, I might try to pay...lol, but I think it shouldn't be expected.

I would never ask anyone out if I didn't have the money to pay.
But what happens if a girl asks me out and I don't have enough money at the time? I would stlil want to go, but I would have to tell her no, if I thought that she expected me to pay!

I also think that the people that believe the man should always pay, most likely believe that a woman's place in still in the kitchen...

Bordem? Sh*t...dang near killed em!...lol....

For a good time you can always read the Chuck Norris Thread...lol.

Booooo...that's lame. I hate when that happens...although, it doesn't happen very often! That's of course 'cause I never have plans!...lol.

Just dandy...a little tired
How 'bout you?

All you have to do is ask!

God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.