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Fri 11/09/07 06:43 PM
Do you know why the blond had such a hard time making Kool-Aid?























She couldn't figure out how to put the two quarts of water into the little bitty package.

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Fri 11/09/07 06:42 PM
You are too kind :)

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Fri 11/09/07 06:30 PM
LOL!! How about this one:

Two blonds were walking down the road and they came across some tracks. The first blond says, "Hey, look! Dear tracks!" The second one says, "No, you big dummy! Those are bear tracks!" As the blonds stood there arguing, a train came along and hit them both.

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Fri 11/09/07 06:21 PM
I took a stroll down memory lane
Tearing down trees grown in vain.
The leaves fell like scattered dreams
And were whisked away by lonely streams.

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Fri 11/09/07 05:30 PM
I'm a teacher, so Friday is the most awesome day of the week! LOL! I plan on breaking open the Boons Farm wine and drinking a glass (by myself of course) after I send my children to bed--they're not far from it either. I have a hot date with my bed tonight...I'll be hitting the sack shortly...LOL!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:27 PM
Awesome poetry! I love them all!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:23 PM
My poems stink in comparison to yours...LOL!! You are a very eloquent poet.

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Fri 11/09/07 05:14 PM
Beautiful poem...I had to wipe a few tears away.

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Fri 11/09/07 05:12 PM
Thank you for the warm comment. This is a natural disaster that I think no one who experienced Katrina could ever forget. I'm just thankful that I was able to start over and be the "rock" for my children.

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Fri 11/09/07 02:15 PM
Katrina's Raze

Taken by Katrina's raze...
My Pearlington home
In ruin, it lays.
Displaced...we roam.

Given by Katrina's raze...
Appreciation
Destination
Journey...new ways.

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Fri 11/09/07 02:15 PM
The Way

God created an amazing being
Full of aspiration and endless dreaming.
He deeply placed a fertile seed
And knows - by grace - you will succeed.

Though, on occasion, hurdles blind your route,
God always knows the way when you're in doubt.
Like a sheep that's gone astray,
He'll always help you find your way

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Fri 11/09/07 02:13 PM
I blame you,
Yet you blame me...
Nothing short of misery.

Who's to blame
When love has died?
Neither one will swallow pride.

Hateful words-
Endless sorrow...
What is left of tomorrow?

Wasted years,
Painful mem'ries...
Nothing short of miseries.


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Thu 11/08/07 07:48 PM
Hey, have you thought about calling the strange numbers? LOL!! That will most definitely catch him off-guard as well as the woman whom he could possibly be cheating with. Sounds rather fishy to me too.

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Thu 11/08/07 07:20 PM
Well, happy b-day...too bad that I'm not like 12 years younger...LOL!!

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Thu 11/08/07 07:18 PM
Yep, I have facebook, but I also have myspace. I like the fact that I can keep in touch with friends and family with both.

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