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Tue 04/22/08 06:51 PM

I am an alien. smokin
We are coming after you tonight.laugh
You cannot escape. noway


I wish I could say I don't believe you.

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Tue 04/22/08 06:43 PM

They don't come to Alabama.ohwell


Can you really blame them?

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Tue 04/22/08 06:39 PM
...you were abducted by aliens, and how was it?

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Tue 04/22/08 04:10 PM
4 x 2 = 8

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Mon 04/21/08 07:57 PM
Edited by SightSeer on Mon 04/21/08 07:58 PM
Just tell her that text was meant for someone else and you accidentally sent it to her. She'll like you even more!

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Mon 04/21/08 07:39 PM
That's when you casually say to them, "you know, if for any reason you were to not work here anymore, could I have your chair?"

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Mon 04/21/08 07:36 PM
If you ever feel alone in a crowd just bust out in song, everyone will join in I promise.

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Mon 04/21/08 07:28 PM
I would spend years in a cave plotting my sweet revenge!

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Mon 04/21/08 07:16 PM
I don't start fist fights, I prefer battle axes.

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Wed 04/16/08 08:14 PM
Do you know where you had it last? (don't you love that one?)

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Wed 04/16/08 08:12 PM


Engagement rings.


thank god you're not my boyfriend.

laugh laugh


If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

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Wed 04/16/08 08:09 PM
I put it on for a second, heard Hillary say something about hunting and then changed the channel.

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Wed 04/16/08 08:07 PM
Engagement rings.

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Wed 04/16/08 07:50 PM
Edited by SightSeer on Wed 04/16/08 07:51 PM
Didn't your grandmother ever tell you, "Never let a llama wear your socks when there's not a frying pan in the barn." ?

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Wed 04/16/08 07:43 PM

I:heart:Bears:tongue:but they eat 2 much fish:smile:


Don't even get me started on bears...

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Wed 04/16/08 07:28 PM
I think dinosaurs are pretty cool. I mean sure they're big and kinda frightening, but that's just the way they are, they can't help that. If I lived with dinosaurs I'd try to befriend them so they'd have my back if I ever got in a caveman streetfight. Just my opinion.

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Wed 04/16/08 07:15 PM
Is there a real question in there or is that just an advertisement for yourself?

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Wed 04/16/08 06:49 PM


Did you purchase the DVD you're trying to play in an alley in Taiwan by chance?

no i didnt the window media player says i need a decoder...


Well tell the media player "What do I look like, James Freakin' Bond, decode this you piece of (fill in the blank)!"

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Wed 04/16/08 06:44 PM
Edited by SightSeer on Wed 04/16/08 06:44 PM
Did you purchase the DVD you're trying to play in an alley in Taiwan by chance?

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Wed 04/16/08 06:34 PM
Unconfirmed sasquatch sightings.

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