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Mon 06/16/08 12:05 AM
Great gobs of goosesh!t! That stuff went up like the Mexican-filled apartment complex down the street on Cynco De Mayo!

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Mon 06/16/08 12:04 AM
Thunderstorms are amazing, intoxicating, romantic, and wondrous. <happy sigh> Love em.

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Mon 06/16/08 12:01 AM
What the hell do they put in non-dairy creamer?????? noway

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Mon 06/16/08 12:01 AM
Ciao Myka! (=

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Sun 06/15/08 11:49 PM

Well Wyatt always write's group poetry so it's not quite the same thing.


And Jace if you like playing with fire you ought to try lighting the Non-dairy creamer stuff, just be careful cause it's REALLY flammablelaugh


brb! <takes fire extinguisher with him>

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Sun 06/15/08 11:49 PM


I'm not a thread killer, per se... okay, I kinda am. I keep killing Lily's Popcorn thread. We're thread killers! Unite! Well, some of us.

Hey, did you know if you light a Sharpie on fire, it goes up like a cat soaked in gasoline?
heres my question..
cat soaked in gasoline??
is that like a cat soaked in deisel?



It's more humane (and good for the environment!) if you soak them in corn oil and bio diesel byproducts...

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Sun 06/15/08 11:47 PM

Yeah, I was a goner when he wrote that cute little poem about me. blushing

Doesnt take much for me, I'm easy to please. flowerforyou


I've been writing poems. The tally so far:

Nice! flowerforyou ..................................11
Um, thanks.....................................................2
Cool.................................................................OC
Dork................................................................4
<gag>................................................................2
You've got to be effin kidding?................1
You're dreaming............................................3
Can I use that sometime?............................16

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Sun 06/15/08 11:45 PM
How weird is it I said it's wrong to crush puppies but then posted something about a cat soaked in gasoline?

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Sun 06/15/08 11:44 PM
I'm not a thread killer, per se... okay, I kinda am. I keep killing Lily's Popcorn thread. We're thread killers! Unite! Well, some of us.

Hey, did you know if you light a Sharpie on fire, it goes up like a cat soaked in gasoline?

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Sun 06/15/08 11:43 PM
It's mean to crush puppies!

On a related note, the tuba needs to look no further than the trumpet to see who's boss in a brass band.

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Sun 06/15/08 11:31 PM
(Is anyone beginning to see why my threads that I post never last past 3 pages?? LoL)

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Sun 06/15/08 11:30 PM


What if you parachuted out of an airplane, but then never used it? huh
the airplane or the parachute?


Either. What if you never used the airplane you parachuted out of, then never used the parachute you parachuted with?

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Sun 06/15/08 11:29 PM



laugh laugh laugh laugh

I don't get what it's saying about either person but I like your metaphor...


That's just it. What DOES it say about that person? Open to interpretation, or is there some sort of socially acceptable standard or moray of indicative behavior behind shot glass collecting? To whet, does it lead to other lifestyle choices, e.g. the talking/singing Billy Bass? We might not ever know.

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Sun 06/15/08 11:26 PM
Hi Fire! (=

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Sun 06/15/08 11:25 PM
What if you parachuted out of an airplane, but then never used it? huh

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Sun 06/15/08 11:22 PM
There's two kinds of people in this world:

Those that collect shot glasses.

And those that don't.

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Sun 06/15/08 11:16 PM
Ciao Upland! Feel better! drinker drinker drinker

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Sun 06/15/08 11:00 PM
Kinda depressed cause this thread had potential. It was on pace for the rare Hundred Views Per Page. And she had to go and recharge her batteries. Darn.

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Sun 06/15/08 10:57 PM
Edited by JaceKnows on Sun 06/15/08 10:57 PM

hey there jace whats up


Rollin in the car with the sun shining down
Clearing out the burbs heading downtown
Watching the world like his own movie reel
Realizing how awesome that this all feels

He doesn't shy away from the girl in play
Instead pulls up says, "Come ride my Chevrolet"
Seeing how cool and how awesome it could be
She jumps on in says, "Mary" he says, "OC".

(=

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Sun 06/15/08 10:54 PM
In that case, can I be considered underprivileged? love love love love

I :heart: boobs!

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