I'd be like a Chevy...hard as a rock!

I have no crush...anybody want to fill that position??

you need to fix that then... you can buy a cheap pair of headsets that should take care of that

I am sure you can find some online music station that will satisfy that without the commercials.

You're on JSH....why do you need this thing called 'TV'?

Yahoochat is the gateway of all satanism...it must be purified!!!

Alright Virginia people!! how is it goin?

We're not all jerks...but we all can be douches at times!

....attention not given!

“By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.”
Steve Rushin.

“Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.”
Doug Larson.

“Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.”
Steve Rushin.

“A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.”
Jimmy Cannon.

“Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.”
Jim McKenny.

“I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.”
Rodney Dangerfield.

“We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital.”
Brad Park.

"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."
Brendan Shanahan

“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
Gordie Howe

“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this ****. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that **** too.”
Chris Rock

“Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.”
John Leonard

adding the cream makes it feel soooooo goooood!!!!

if she threated to do my homework and stuff for me i would keep her around haha

haha why do you hate me?

not too sure if 'cool' is the word i would use to describe this kind of stalker haha

Decaf or caf?

She was cute....but unimaginably annoying....also as you can tell, mental.

Haha I just reported her.... it happened when I didn't respond to her im for a few minutes because I had to use to bathroom

Well I got an e-mail from an obviously mentally unbalanced somebody. Well this is what it says.

"i hate u so much go die. ur such an ughhhh. im gnna kill u. u never say im great. maybe if u did i wouldnt kll u"

I also found about 10 other e-mails saying the same thing.

Now, I can't be the only one who had something like this happen.

don't have to be drunk? wheres all the fun at then?

Just break stuff....always makes me feel better!