I can't see much hope for a fish turning into a lizard when it's so tough to get one species of a man to change to another.

Think it's a little too early for Nibiru.

Think it's a little too early for Nibiru.

One day I went to the park with a friend and used an outhouse there. All of a sudden I heard a plunk but knew it wasn't mine because I hadn't yet sat down. That was when I realized my cell phone had fallen into the mess.

I panicked. It was a brand new expensive cell phone and I didn't know what to do. I called up the Parks Department, and desperately told them my story.

They rescued the phone for me, cleaned it, disinfected it, and handed it back. It smelled really pretty!!!!! (They use an unusually powerful disinfectant).

I was then able to return the cell phone to the company to exchange it for another (which was permitted on the contract). I told them I had dropped it in liquid. (If only they had known what kind.)

Do you know that Parks Dept (in my area anyway) regularly vacuums out these toilets? (At least in some areas anyway!)
There are often as many cell phones and wallets in there as other material - so don't keep that kind of thing in a pocket when using an outdoor toilet. (Mine was in a side pocket).

I thought the Parks Dept was the greatest department under the sun!
I guess, as a government department, they were pretty used to cleaning up sh__.

Can't hear the final sentence. What did he say?

"Wait a minute, I'm thinking about _____?"

What do the stills look like?

You might have to kill him.

I'm one of those people who can remember very very far back - Grade 1 anyway.

My own father, when he saw one of us choking, would say, "Oops, looks like that went down your Sunday throat!" While I never believed I had a Sunday throat, I did believe my throat was broken into two halves and that somehow the body ensured it usually went down the proper half. It never dawned on me what the other half was for.

It was only when I was about seven that I opened my mouth wide in front of the mirror and realized that the middle piece moved and I only had one throat all along!

Today's kids are smarter. They would catch on to that by the age of 5.

Give them a few years. They will be coming to the USA and Canada.

I've always felt that most politicians own huge shares in drug companies, radiation companies, medical corporations, etc., and in fact many are "known" for that. So are TV doctors. Likely the majority are offered the shares even at half price, which could well be why there's so much interest in testing, drugging, & radiating people to death. Overall, not much money can be made by actually "treating" them.

He should come to Canada. He would be elected right away (after Harper was done with the job that is).

A lot of us have been looking for exactly the same. I think they're mostly dead.

Are you sure you're astonished at their stupidity versus the insane tolerance of the women who taught them that?

What's the first part of the sentence?

I know of someone who married a woman almost 20 years his junior. That was OK when she was in her 30' and he in his 50's. It was extremely flattering to him.

But when she was in his 50's and he in his 70's, she saw him as a stupid, incompetent fool and couldn't stand his slowness. He became quite abused at that point and died early after she threw him in an old folks' home after getting him to sign his will over to her completely. He was her third husband.

Neurological tests were never found in his records after death, so how that happened, no one will ever know.

I've been waiting for ages for someone to invent solar venetian blinds. You turn them one way to keep the sun and heat out; the other to let it in.

In Canada (some parts anyway if not all), the only law you need to follow when you record someone is that "one person has to know about it."

In other words, if the person recording knows about it, that's sufficient.

Nobody truly knows because of calendar changes, so his birthday was celebrated on December 25th, a pagan day. After all, "someone" had to pick a date.

Here are some things I often wonder about and guess at:

What did Jesus call Mary?
"Mom?"

And what did he call Joseph?
"Dad?" Or was God his Dad?

What did Mary say to Jesus when he left a mess around the house?
"Jesus, will you please pick up your mess?"

What words did Jesus use as a curse word when he hit his finger with a hammer?
"Oh Constantinople?"

Was Jesus ever bullied as a child? Did he play ball? If so, what kind? Did he ever eat in a restaurant? What was his favourite food?

Just a few things I've always wondered about.

I started thinking about how many people still believe in the Dominion of Humans and what that means as far as human ability to destroy the Earth without divine intervention.

Do you think religion is the reason so many people don’t care about global warming or perhaps don’t believe humans could bring it about?

Do you think we are finally seeing the worst of all possible dangers that fundamental religious beliefs can bring about: the destruction of humanity itself?


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Answer:
I think it's greed versus religion, that will destroy the earth.

Gotta more or less ask that one about Columbus and Canadian History book too. If a native discovered Newfoundland first, do you suppose his name would've been in history books? And then there was Jacques Cartier -- they had to throw a Frenchman in there. The English and French have been on opposite sides of the invisible border ever since.