my balls ![]() Not a bad answer. |
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nope ![]() We'll deal with that shortly. |
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why do women smell as...
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such? Bueno, eh?
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...for your existence?
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I need your assistance...
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...it seems that I have run out of ********. Please supply me immediately.
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They have these rubber dolls that look soooo real you can hardly tell from a real woman...I saw a special on tv about it...TABOO or sumthin' like that...anyways...unless you are allergic to synthetic rubber...perhaps ![]() ...but will set you back about 5 grand. ![]() Really? That's a lot of money. But cheaper than getting married. Nah, synthetics are the future of this country. |
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But the crazy ones are the fun ones...lol. You never know what they will do next. One minute she could be your best friend and in the next shes throwing your shyt through the window. Keeps you on your toes. I concur. ![]() Well, there's fun crazy and then there's I-have-to-turn-this-guy-into-a-goat-after-90-days crazy. But, other than that, most of my past gfs have been slightly less interesting than The Argyle Sock Channel at 3:00 in the morning. Damn, I thought that I was the only one that watched that channel. |
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..."man-in-the-moon" marigolds? Many of you know the answer?
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Are you a thread killer?
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Do you feel like you are the last person to post a lot? Does gloom and doom follow you from thread to thread? Are you the fellow a tread dreads? ![]() Confess your sins here and be cleansed! Watch this. |
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What 1 thing
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has made you the most content? Baby oil. |
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...well that's what John Cougar Mellencamp says. Speaking of cougars...
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Sitting home on fri night
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I was just proud of my new gear I bought. I guess I need a new pic. ESP now that I prob wont be going to the game in Boston now ![]() The Sox stink...but. I hate the Yanks. |
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...just asking. Any suggestions? I really suck at this. Finish this sentence..."Eat my... |
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Sitting home on fri night
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Does this make me a loser??? ![]() ![]() Normally it doesnt bother me but I think the last time I went out was last year! ![]() I really need to get out more!!!! ![]() Ditch the ball cap. Otherwise a winner. |
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...just asking.
Any suggestions? |
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I have no idea. I've only seen Canadians and Brits naked. Sorry. ![]() Any Japanese? |
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...or is that Canadiens...look better naked?
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How big is your..
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does no azz count ![]() Yes. |
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