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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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How about this one Don't fart in a room you can't escape from. 
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i saw this on a linus poster and never forgot it: NO PROBLEM IS SO BIG OR SO COMPLICATED THAT IT CAN'T BE RUN AWAY FROM. words to live by. i'll drink to that. 
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Never shave your legs for a first date, helps you keep things under control!  Told a girlfriend that once, she was a bit, um enthusiastic about going out with this guy, told her not to shave her legs so she wouldn't jump him before the night was over. The next morning my phone rang...it was HIM on the phone, thanking me for telling her that, he was quite turned on by it! Gads, takes all kinds
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Never shave your legs for a first date, helps you keep things under control!
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Payback's hell... But ambush is a motherf....r...
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Well, this one for sure sounds lot better in my language: When one says bad things about you, just let it pass to the other end of your ear. (lol, my translation sucks lol)
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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 do unto others as others do unto you... Ok maybe it didn't go quite like that.  or do onto others first
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do unto others as others do unto you... Ok maybe it didn't go quite like that.
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Question for the guys
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prayers were answered ..
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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before you use a dagger on another try a safety pin on yourself Before you put your tongue in to gear engage your brain
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Always try to be the person your dog thinks you are
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Life isn't about how to survive the storms, but learning to dance in the rain.
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Dad told me I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my butt so I have to work for a living.
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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KARMAS A B!TCH
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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Never dare someone to staple their own arm; in their pain-induced rage they might try to kill you with the stapler
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WHAT WORDS OF WISDOM ?
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My uncle used to tell me ... You keep your friends close and your enemies closer .
My words of wisdom to my son will be , You dont pee on an electric fence . ok thats just one but ... What words of wisdom have been passed to you ? And what will you pass to your children or younger ones around you ? |
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Planes, trains
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carried by pygmies ...
but on their days off I use my Truck ..  |
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Am I?
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No from the ass end lol which makes it even more precarious of a position
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Am I?
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lol thats a curious george doll that blows bubbles LMAO
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I really hate it!!!!
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my daughter just sent me one that said if i break the chain im gonna be single for the next 4 yrs .... so i sent it back ..
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