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Mon 07/25/22 05:11 AM
Topic: Daddy Joke
What is the punchline?
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Mon 07/18/22 04:59 AM
Topic: Cleaning
I said to the girl in the store,

"What is best for greasy ovens?"

She replied "Ammonia Cleaner,"

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here"
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Fri 07/15/22 05:28 AM
Topic: Cows
Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.
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Sat 07/02/22 05:41 AM
Topic: Virus
Are you sweating while putting petrol in your car?

Feeling sick when paying for it?

You've got the Carowner virus.
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Mon 06/27/22 04:51 AM
Topic: Wife
"My wife got a peg leg...got it in Cork, so she did"

"Well at least she will" float.
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Wed 06/22/22 05:10 AM
Topic: Travel
I used to bring my wife everywhere.

But she always found her way home.
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Mon 06/13/22 05:21 AM
Topic: Butterfly
Why couldn't the butterfly come to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.
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Thu 06/09/22 04:49 AM
Topic: Summer
I saw a sign the other day that said summer is here.

I went home and nearly wet my plants!
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Sat 06/04/22 05:17 AM
Topic: Pizza
What is a thin and crusty supreme?

Diana Ross!
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Tue 05/31/22 04:44 AM
Topic: Star Trek
What did Captain Kirk say to Mr. Spock?

Is there Klingons on Uranus!
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Fri 05/27/22 05:11 AM
Topic: Teeth
Patient.. Have you got anything for yellow teeth?

Dentist... Well I've got a nice brown tie you could have!
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Sat 05/21/22 05:15 AM
Topic: Moth
Patient...Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth

Doctor...You need to see a psychiatrist

Patient...I was just on my way to see one when I saw your light on.
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Tue 05/17/22 05:58 AM
Topic: Kiss
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch!
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Sat 05/07/22 04:32 AM
Topic: Pill
Why did the Mexican guy take a Valium?

To help with his Hispanic attack!
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Fri 05/06/22 04:57 AM
Topic: Robbery
I was robbed at my local petrol station last night. After my hands stopped trembling.. I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down... My money is gone.. The police asked me if I knew who did it.. I said yes... it was pump number 1.
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Wed 05/04/22 06:13 AM
Topic: Fishing
What do you call a good fisherman?

A master baiter!
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Fri 04/22/22 05:48 AM
Topic: Joke
What do you call a millipede and a parrot?

A walkie - talkie!
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Wed 04/20/22 05:52 AM
Topic: Hare
How do you catch a hare?

With a hare net!
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Wed 04/13/22 05:16 AM
Topic: Giraffe
Did you see the race between the two giraffes?

Yes, it was neck and neck!
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Tue 04/12/22 05:21 AM
Topic: Joke
What do you call a nasty bus stop and a lobster with implants?

A crusty bus stop and a busty crustacean!
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