If you think your life is bad,how would you like being an egg? You only get laid once.You only get eatten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard,and only 2 minutes to get soft.You share your box with 11 other guys.But worst of all,the only chick who's ever sat on your face,is your mother.

no problem ..lol. can't winnem all,bound to get a few as you say lame ones.But thanks for the comment anyway.

(10)I admire your strength,I admire your spunk,But the thing i like best is getting you drunk. (9)Our love will never become cold and hollow,unless one day,you refuse to swallow. (8)I bought this Valentine's card at the store,in hopes that you'd become my whore. (7)This feels so good,this feels so right,I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. night. (6)Your a woman of style,your a woman of class,I just hope ya like it,in the ass. (5)Before i met you my heart was so famished,but now i'm fullfilled so make me a sanwich. (4)Through all the things that have came to pass,our love has grown,but so has your ass. (3)You are a honey,and you are a cutie,I just wish you had J-LO'S booty. (2)I don't wanna be sappy,silly or corny,So right to the point,lets do it, I'm horney. (1)If you think that hickey,looks like a blister,you should check out the one,I gave to your sister.

lol a genie with defective or selective hearing can be dangerous i'd say..

aww ty fran your sweet must be the new sent a febreeze im thinkin lol funnin just for you fran have fun..

A young man was showing off his new car to his girlfriend,she was thrilled at how fast it went. If i get it up over 200 mph,will you take off all of your clothes? Yes said his adventurous girlfriend,and as he gets it up over 200,she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road,the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.The naked girl was thrown clear,but the guy was pinned beneath the steering wheel. Go and get help he cried!! But i can't ,all my clothes are gone and i'm naked.Tke my shoe he said,and cover yourself. Holding the shoe over her crotch,she walked and found a sarvice station a few miles down the road.Still holding the shoe between her legsshe pleaded to the service station manager,please help me,my boyfriends stuck!! The srvice station manager looked at the shoe,and says lady,thiers nothing i can do,he's in to far!!

oh thats hillarious .. .. ..touche'.. keepem comming

lmao, ty franshade.so now it2s finished he he and yes that is the correct line .... ..enjoy the laughs this room has 2 offer ya all and have a blast.. ohh and wassnt my poem i didn't throw in the fish.I'd a thrown in a thrown in some febreeze and slid in with ease...

Seven wisemen with knowledge so fine,careated a vagina to thier design. First was a butcher with a smart wit,using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter strong and bold,with a hammer and chisel he gace it a whole. Third was a tailor tall and thin,by using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter short and stout,with a piece of fur he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was Mcgee,he touched it and blessed it,and said it could pee......................................................................................thiers one last line but i'm not gonna post it ,it's a word that every lady kills a man for, so take my word 4 it poems fine as is lol not ever wanna offen anyone ,especially the ladies.. so ty and tc..

One day a hooker went to file her taxes,and for her occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was a illegal occupation. So she told him she'd have to go home and think about it,and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him back,and said i've got it..im a chicken farmer. He said how do you get chicken farmer,outta prostitution? She replies,iv'e raised over a thousand cocks this year.

funny....

great 1 quarry ..i even thought use the bucket too lmao..duh,pull the plug ....... ......

number 4 after a certain age get limp with time lmao touche bro

use a virtual condom help with those i heard atleast... i myself rent mine lol

wish ya could post some darn fun pictures some a these jokes have thier so damn funny

SO are you bro good to see ya here ..i been back and forth grr busy..but keepem laughing cooley.. ....

rotflmao..i thought i was twisted .. too funny ty

naw coboyfan sweety , i been told im a twisted nut lol,but i ain't chagin...

lol azrae.. tff,i think it loses something in the translation,ya think...lmao

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads; Cheese sandwhich..$1.50 Chicken sandwhich..$2.50 Hand job..$5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary paymment,he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of 3 exceptionally gorgeous blondes,serving drinks to an eager looking group of men. Yea she enquires,with a knowing smile,may i help you? I was wondering enquires the man,are you the one that gives the hand jobs? Yes she purrs, i am! The man replies,well wash your fuc$%%#g hands,i want a cheese sandwhich