Good morning

Good morning everyone

Good morning everyone

Good boy by day and bad boy by night

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
****ing Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid.


roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!























Lettuce!!!
























Tomato!!!
























Lettuce!!!





















Tomato!!!






















She screams.



















Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

i CAN'T GET PREGNANT!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
> his age rather
> curious.
>
> He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'
> from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and
> how it was done.
>
> One day he took his question to his mother, who
> became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
> things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
> curtains one night and watch his older sister and
> her boyfriend.
>
> This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
> EVERYTHING to his mother.
>
> "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
> then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
> started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must
> be getting sick, because her face started looking
> funny.
>
>
> He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
> inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way
> the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
> doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
> her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
> pretty soon both of them started panting and getting
> all out of breath.
>
> His other hand must have been cold because he put it
> under her skirt.
>
> About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
> sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end
> of the couch. This was when her fever started. I
> knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
> really hot.
>
> Finally, I found out what was making them so
> sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants
> somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
> there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he
> grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
>
> When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got
> big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
> calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
> was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell
> her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
>
> Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by
> biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it
> with both hands and held it tight while he took a
> muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the
> eel's head to keep it from biting again.
>
> Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
> scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of
> the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
>
> Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend
> almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill
> the eel by squashing it between them.
>
> After a while they both quit moving and gave a great
> sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they
> killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there,
> limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.
>
> Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the
> battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
> started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the
> eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started
> to fight again.
>
> I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
> something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
> kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute
> struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
> dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
> off and flush it down the toilet.

Morning Music

Good morning Tiger,thanks hope it's real strong this morning lol

Good morning Fly

Good morning everyone

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Good evening everyone

I agree

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Have fun and enjoy

It's going good so far,just the same ole same ole. work all weekend and look forward to 8:00 tonight

Morning Bad


How's your weekend been so far?

Doing good,can't wait till today is done and over,so i can have a day off