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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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johnny must be out back, i'll git my own
Any of you want one while I'm back here |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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johnny you around here someplace, i could sure use a cold one, but yours will work
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anyone having problems
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it doesn't seem to be updating.
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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wheres that Sargent sally hidin cali get her a drink on me
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is that hotti in green back
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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is that hotti in green back
wheres she hidin' now..... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards... C-ya..Calli and Johhny be lookin for ya |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Ida baby these left feet of yours sure got the right moves!!
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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It's a real good one too! Says Ida One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going at it behind her. Johnny's Dad saw him and gave him a little winkas. Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny .He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it’s your mom is it?!' 
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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(Holding Ida's hand Danny Jabs 1 finger at the disco ball and begins grinding his hips around) thats it baby lets goooooooove
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Edited by
tim20721
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Wed 06/04/08 02:54 PM
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(Danny drops some quarters into the juke box and plays YMCA) orange hair shaking to beat "come Ida baby, lets shake this place, dance floor is over here...."
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals—unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd. After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I’ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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I have heard your name mentioned around here....Hi..my name is Ida Fallforu....nice to meet you.... Fallforu a lovely name for a gracfull and wonderful lady..... johnny you got them village people records yet? I found a lady that can appreciate the good stuff |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Well hello Danny.....can I buy you a drink? (Eyes popping out past his pointed nose danny looks the sweet lady up and down then back up) And who would you be you vision of my dreams 
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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While waiting on the bartender, (and to take the focus off my grand entrance), I ask the guy beside me if he would like to hear a joke. "Sure" he says... Well.... A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
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Cali, Johnny, whos got the bar, looking for a drink here
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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red fro flying danny re enters the bar mumbling an old nursery rhyme, sorta-
Ol mother hubbard Went to her cubbard To get her poor dog a bone On the way there She stopped and stared Thinking how long She was alone To her bed She ran Bone in hand Singing Theres a flavor He�ll gladly savor And never again Will he moan |
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"Danny come around 8pm and you will see a few chicks in here," Leisure Johnny replies with a grin. Well gonna get rested for the evening rush! see ya'll later |
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(Danny looks around the dark smokey bar) Any chicks left in here?
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Oh wow * I still want to dance but the juke box is still not working* Guess I will come back later maybe it will be working by then Just as Ms Cupcake says that, the jukebox starts blaring..."There ya go,,,the right touch and it always works," now the sweat is glistening down her back. She moves across the bar picking up the glasses and wiping tables. Bending owe so slightly, knowing full well that these boys are lookin for a freebie tonight... Sure johnny get it going after she leaves, If I coulda got her on the floor with a bit of bump and grind i'da been that lucky fella we was talkin' bout! "Excuse me Danny, you must have missed it...I took care of that baby myself...maybe you should read back a bit.." she thinks wow guys are like so unaware of their surroundings. I saw ya sweet talkin it, figured you was practicin for me |
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