Set up a tent in the sports department in Macy's and insist to passersby that you'll only let them in if they bring their own pillows from Bed & Bath

Heh, yeah. Agreed there.

Hey. *You* know there's nothing wrong with rap, right? So who cares what he thinks? You'll never succeed in opening anyone's mind to new possibilities by insulting them simply because he or she disagrees with you.

Getting defensive never works. It only sinks you to your adversary's level.

Wiser to carefully pry open a box with a crowbar than smash it to pieces with a hammer, eh?

Fighting fire with fire only makes a bigger fire. No one ever wins an argument with a jerk by being a jerk. Stop insulting the poor kid.

Quit avoiding the issue, kid.

Also, not really a good idea to argue the more "closed-minded" side on a site like this, methinks.

The majority of black people don't *have* that 'hood mentality. Again, you're placing a negative stereotype on far too broad a spectrum. I know plenty of black guys and not one of them acts in any way like a "gangsta"

"With all these nuggets in my pockets I could tell the world to get bent
Buy myself a jet pack, develop me a sixth sense
Know when danger's coming like my buddy Spiderman
Have Front perform on my deck (What can I say, yo? I'm a fan!)
Turn my favorite webcomic artists all into sellouts
Soon you'll see Fae and Martin waving giving Beefy shoutouts
Throw my apron on the ground, toss my hat on the shelf
Throw pepperoni at the customer, tell him to make it himself!
I'd resolve all the problems with the Crips and the Bloods
Then buy myself a walk-on role on my favorite show Scrubs
Chillax with Zach Braff then make-out with Sarah Chalke
Then demand that everybody in my crew rock the hawk
Replace the faces on Mt. Rushmore with my Tri-Force friends
Free T-shirts at my shows for anyone who attends!
Get a PC so sick it'll make you go pale
Then only use it when I wanna check out Myspace or my Gmail!

I'll toast to that!

My personal favorites are real obscure...MC Frontalot, Beefy, Optimus Rhyme, mc chris, the Frontalittle Squad, MC Lars...

Actually, I'd say defining *any* genre as "sucks" is ignorant. Personal taste and intrinsic value of a style are entirely separate...when you define an entire genre as good or bad, you answer an objective question with a subjective answer.

The reality is that all genres have their good artists and their bad ones. I'd say musical nirvana is being able to enjoy *any* genre of music provided the artist is skilled and/or creative, and the content isn't obscene. Of course I don't mean to imply that you can't enjoy the bad and/or obcene artists too. But in general.

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Three words: Nerdcore hip-hop.

A successful young couple from New England decide to take a break from the winter weather and travel to Florida for a short vacation. Because she had to tie up some things at work, the plan was that he'd travel South first, and she would accompany him the following day.

On arriving at their destination, the young man checked into the hotel they had booked and promptly sent an email to his wife letting her know he had arrived safely. However, he didn't notice that he had made a typo when entering her email address.


Meanwhile, an elderly woman in Texas was returning home from her husband's funeral, and trudged to her computer to check her email. What she read made her faint:

"Subj: It's hot!

Sweety,
Just writing to let you know that I arrived safely. Wow, it's hot down here! Can't wait for you to get here tomorrow!"

Cellmate


No, wait...

...that dude with the fly Colonel Sanders hat...Yeah, you know who you are.

Tally Hall - "Banana Man"

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time!


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.


You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier.

Humans are naturally attracted to things they can't have. It's the "thrill of the chase," so to speak.

Only thing that'll really get her off your back is either telling her you're not interested upfront, or pretend to get totally into her and start acting like a love-obsessed wussbag.

Really, though. If you keep up what you've been doing, she'll only get more into you.

Unless she's cute, in which case you can flat-out ignore her. You'll have her in bed within a week. ~_^

Hah!

So three dyslexic guys walk into a bra...

Optimus Rhyme - "Just Forget It"

Wow..these guys are amazing. Talk about a sick baseline.

Optimus Rhyme - "Ergonomic"