Do you ever just sit and stare at the sky and think I wonder if birds fly around thinking well that dude looks like a freak let's poop on him

I love the piano! I always wanted lessons but my parents couldn’t afford it so I taught myself how to play the first things I learned to play were songs from the phantom of the opera play

Had I not stopped taking lessons, I would have been playing the piano for 40 years.

In January 2017 I went on the worst date of my life.
He took me to the movies. He chose an action movie without asking me if I was ok with that. I paid for my own ticket. Half way the movie he tried to kiss me. I was grossed out. I mean, I’m not that cheap. It was the first time we physically met and he already wanted to stick his tongue in my mouth.
Then after the movie he took me to a McDonald’s. His idea of dinner by candlelight.
Before the burgers arrived he “accidentally” farted. I already wanted to leave by that moment but told myself to stay a bit longer out of politeness.
I took a small burger with fries and a cola.
He took 5 giants. He ate all 5 of them in half an hour.
Then he asked me what I liked to do in the bedroom and if I was into ****. We barely knew each other.
I told him that I had to leave because that if I wasn’t going to leave that something really bad would happen to him.
I was so relieved when I stepped in my car.
He had the guts to ask me if he could call me for “ fun “ at a later time.