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How Many
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im never alone... im my best friend
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never stopped me in the past..
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Guys, when in a bar....
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the one with the pitcher of beer
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What makes a woman unique?
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the size of her brains!!
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ouch
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Strong Personality or Shy
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I like an outgoing woman.. just not obnoxious!!
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Bad Boys
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yes... why is it???
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JSH's Sexiest Man Alive!!!
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Do you consider youself
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Think Gas is Expensive
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All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap;
it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one!!!! Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple - 16 oz $1.29 .......... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea - 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade - 20 oz $1.59 ................ $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray - 16 oz $ 1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid - 12 oz $3.15 ............ $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil - 6 oz $8.35 ……... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol - 4 oz $3.85 ……….$123.20 per gallon Whiteout - 7 oz $1.39 .................... $25.42 per gallon Scope - 1.5 oz $0.99 .......................$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water - 9 oz $1.49.................$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source . (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink and you won't believe it but it is true........... $5,200 a gal. (Five thousand two hundred dollars) So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope,Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!!!!! ![]() |
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The Drunken Parent
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Isn't it amazing.......
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Isn't it amazing how you can look at all the past relationships that didn't work out and all the lessons you learned and all the warning signs and think you finally meet people who are a way better class than that and in the end realize that they were just as much a bastard. They just didn't have any of the warning flags. whew.. and I thought I was the only one!!! ![]() |
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dropping change on dusty linoleum just after cutting my fingernails clean
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April 20th
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This is from the Urban Dictionary First, there is no police code "420". There are no police codes referring to any particular drug, marijuana included. It's time to bury this myth. 4:20 was the designated time for a small group of smokers at San Rafael High School in California to meet at a specific location and light up. The number originates some time around 1971. It has since been adopted by smokers the world over as the "universal time to get high." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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April 20th
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April 20th is like the great American Pot Smoke day. This is something they started after I quit smoking so I don't know all the ins and outs of it. But hell, I never needed a lame excuse like this to get stoned but then again perhaps that is why I had to quit :) the true meaning of 420 was started in the west coast by a group of peers.. they liked to smoke but also understood the impact it can have. they therefore decided that as a committment to themselves and thier future they would wait til 4:20pm to smoke so they had plenty of time to get home and get their school work done.. im sure someone can find the story online.. im not gonna dig.. lol |
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April 20th
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Earth Day was today. (I know your talking 420 but earth day has been left out of everyones mind). ![]() earth day should be everyday!!! ![]() |
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HOME
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have you been walkin round all day with that poo on ur nose?
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WOW...
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So after babysitting today i was hanging out with the lady i babysit for talking, while the kids were playing base ball in the yard below us. When out of nowhere we hear a car squeal i guess(The breaks locked cuz they were hit soo fast) and the lady screamed, "OMG Brian!!!!!! ITS A KID!!!!!" i turn my head, see a bike and a little girl(I shouldnt say little she's 14) in the street. and the lady's husband running up to them, and then the lady a few feet behind. Well the woman who hit the little girl, goes to pick the girl up..Well the lady i was babysitting for SCREAMS "Dont move her" and the kids in the back yard(10,9,6,2) make a bee line for the front yard,SO i yell "STOP DONT U DARE" well come to find out, the lady peeled around the corner and hit the girl, what i cant understand is how could u not see the girl, who was ALMOST done crossing the street??? wouldnt u have seen her as u were pulling up to the turn??? The girl's ok for the most part, she might have hit her head(She says she didnt but her hair clip was broken out of her hair) and 90% sure she broke her leg just above the ankle. I was hit by a car when I was 12. the guy was drag racing someone down a busy city street.. ![]() ![]() ![]() I shattered the windshield, then tried to go to school again (people say I was in shock but I think if they had let me go I would of been alright from shock) they sat me down on the curb, told me what happened...then I went into shock. Made away with some good money and blew it all having my childhood back at 18. ![]() i was ridin a bike but i crossed at the corner properly and what not.. he came flyin.. no pun flyin up over the hill had to of been doin close to 70mph.. according to the police.. funny they didnt press charges tho... ![]() |
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I feel you man
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WOW...
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So after babysitting today i was hanging out with the lady i babysit for talking, while the kids were playing base ball in the yard below us. When out of nowhere we hear a car squeal i guess(The breaks locked cuz they were hit soo fast) and the lady screamed, "OMG Brian!!!!!! ITS A KID!!!!!" i turn my head, see a bike and a little girl(I shouldnt say little she's 14) in the street. and the lady's husband running up to them, and then the lady a few feet behind. Well the woman who hit the little girl, goes to pick the girl up..Well the lady i was babysitting for SCREAMS "Dont move her" and the kids in the back yard(10,9,6,2) make a bee line for the front yard,SO i yell "STOP DONT U DARE" well come to find out, the lady peeled around the corner and hit the girl, what i cant understand is how could u not see the girl, who was ALMOST done crossing the street??? wouldnt u have seen her as u were pulling up to the turn??? The girl's ok for the most part, she might have hit her head(She says she didnt but her hair clip was broken out of her hair) and 90% sure she broke her leg just above the ankle. I was hit by a car when I was 12. the guy was drag racing someone down a busy city street.. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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