i have had a pretty good day so far.

welcome

that is what i was trying to say to both of them.

that is very true. for all we know the pictures are of someone else. and the person could be some kind of a psycho and no one would even know but them

yeah, but that is the key word, "had"

can i barrow your library card? i would like to check you out.

can i barrow your library card? i would like to check you out.
1. "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
2. "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
3. You: "Can I get directions?"
Her: "To where?"
You: "To your heart."
4. "Champagne can be tickly, and so can I."
5. "Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?"
6. "Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag."
7. "Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?"
8. "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
9. "Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform."
10. "Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?"
11. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
12. "Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need another drink?"
13. "You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot."

15. "If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous."
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If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy.
I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your breasts?

nice legs, what time do they open

that was really good

that was pretty good.

i think that they should be tortured, but the US thinks that it is considered inhumane, well so is electrocuting, hanging, shooting, and the lethal injection. all that is showing is that if someone kills someone that they will eventually die locked up in jail. everyone is going to die some day. what i really think is funny is that when a murderer is suicidal after being caught and are on death row, they put a suicidal watch on them, so that they can't kill themselves.

start cutting things off of them instead of murdering them. i mean you have fingers and toes, arms and legs, d!cks for guys, and voice boxes that can be broke.

i strongly feel that the death penalty is wrong. i think that they should be punished yes, but there are other ways to go about doing it than murdering the murderer.

why kill people, that kill people, to show that killing is wrong.

i am totally against it.

I just read an article on the dangers of eating too much fat and drinking too much and it scared the heck out of me. So I told myself, "That's it!"

After today, no more reading

sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride

a$s, gas, or grass no one rides for free

i am not speeding, i am flying too low

honk if something falls off

horn broken watch for finger

i don't have donuts

that would be my guess too.

I have 2 kids and 1 of each. I have a son that will be 6 in June and a daughter that will be 2 in July.

I'm a Virgo!