She was so blonde...

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".

...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Hi and welcome and have fun in the forums

OMG sorry that u had that happen to you but when we have lots going on we seem to forget the minor things

thanks for sharing very lovely

hey we have all been hurt and no one likes that feeling, im into dating but dont want to start anything serious for the time being, that doesnt make me tell the way every five seconds that i just dont want to be hurt

knoxman love that pic of the cowboys helmet

hi and welcome

<------------ very good woman

u should make a rationalization cuz the same is said about the men

hi snowboard and welcome

ur right people do judge us by how we look

hiya coco, well i wish i could say the same but im still working but it has been a good day, how was ur day?

shutter i agree with u, cuz i do the same when i write to someone i check to see if they have read it and the only reason i do that is when i see they are online, u got me tho dont know if they are just being rude or if they blocked u.

I have pictures of myself in my profile but i don like to change it once in a while

Latina from Nicaragua and very damn proud of it

sweetie im sorry to hear all that about your mom, mine has diabities as well and i know how hard it is for them and on you. i will keep your mom in my prayers and may god bless you and her.

i post from work but not when im busy but i do on my lunch break or when work is slow

hi and welcome

thats funny

very nice poem thanks for sharing

we have all kinds

im hispanic, female

totage have fun with the smilies