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Sasquatch.
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There is no such thing as a real Sasquatch. If there was someone would have found Sasquatch. bones by now. after all we have dinosaur bones right [yoda voice] but of sasquatch there only is one and immortal he is |
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8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). 18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. 19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. 20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776. Thank you for your co-operation. lmfaooooooooooooooo |
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Is IKEA worth it?
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never seen their crap or been their their crap factory
but have heard its crap ...crap crap crap crap crap crap crap  
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have at it
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its topsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Sasquatch.
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its a myth
the reported sitings are just robin williams falling off the wagon and forgetting to shave [/discussion] lol |
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have at it
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now you said butt!
you cant say butt on tv 
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FOOD FIGHT!!!
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whaaaat wasted food ?
you know what nevermind even i aint eatin food off yall dirty ****s jk jk
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LOL poor whiney bastard haha
i rarely get msgs though i havent been on much lately get over it |
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Comedian George Carlin dies
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one the funniest n most bluntly honest people ever
RIP ya crazy ****er |
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NO ONE
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This thread is making me so mad I don't know what to write. lets boycott this thread
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Please Help Need Advice
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be yourself calm the **** down
and take some advice from 40 year old virgin if she doesnt like you punch her in the ****ing head worked for me
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oo yea
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yeah sleep with me instead
 oh did i type that outloud Lol |
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What would you do?
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my dad id beat his ass yet again
mom go to my homie n warn they ass, they know how i am n remind em where i d=got that **** from im still just a speed bump next to that mountain of a *****
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Hmmm Is There Such Thing?
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ive heard of such things but enver seen one lol
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All Bad People
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damn it ima miss the best part
gotta go everyone damn working weekends 
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Is anyone
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social netowrking outlet or w.e u said if i manage to get laid... err i mean a date its all the better hey there long time no talk!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wassup yeah i been busy all week yall might have me back this week who knows woot!!! but i want some that under the table crack tooooooooooo and anything else under the table i can get  hun if i didnt have a bf already youd be under the table with me..... ;) damn someone beat me to it lol |
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Is anyone
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social netowrking outlet or w.e u said if i manage to get laid... err i mean a date its all the better hey there long time no talk!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wassup yeah i been busy all week yall might have me back this week who knows woot!!! but i want some that under the table crack tooooooooooo and anything else under the table i can get
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Is anyone
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social netowrking outlet or w.e u said if i manage to get laid... err i mean a date its all the better hey there long time no talk!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wassup yeah i been busy all week yall might have me back this week who knows |
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All Bad People
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreathe!!!!!!!!! OMG....i'm on pleasure overload!!! my god...I think I might need mouth to mouth! ill be right there
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Is anyone
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social netowrking outlet or w.e u said
if i manage to get laid... err i mean a date its all the better
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