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Thu 06/26/08 05:05 PM


Back Stabbing a Hairy Backed Man, could Split Hairsslaphead

speaking from experiencelaugh laugh laugh laugh
Well i never back stabbed a hairy backed woman, but theres always a first timedrool

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Thu 06/26/08 04:59 PM
Back Stabbing a Hairy Backed Man, could Split Hairsslaphead

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Thu 06/26/08 04:49 PM
Theres never enough time until, theres more time than you needthink rofl

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Thu 06/26/08 04:44 PM
It depens on da wordoops

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Thu 06/26/08 01:43 AM

what you talking about?
UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMtongue2

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Thu 06/26/08 01:42 AM


Wet, and Wildsurprised

Warn it up before you take offtongue2

Jump Startasleep

warming it up is the best part!laugh
:banana:

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Thu 06/26/08 01:41 AM

Well There ARE crabs on the beach... not the same kind, but still.
Ok, now i get ithuh

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Thu 06/26/08 01:41 AM

My sincerest condolences:smile:
Thankstears

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Wed 06/25/08 07:54 PM
Good News,today i found out i was Alergic to Latex.
The bad News is, that i have to Swallow Wax nownoway

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Wed 06/25/08 07:40 PM
Why Does my Girlfriend always use Crab Medicine after She comes Back from Swimming at the Beach? Do you think Shes fooling around on Menoway brokenheart

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Wed 06/25/08 07:23 PM
Please If You dont have anything Nice to Say, please dont Say anythingsad tears

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Wed 06/25/08 07:22 PM

I suspect it was just a piece of fog poop disguised as a rockdevil
How dare You!!! Thats My Friend Your Talking about. Shame on Yourant

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Wed 06/25/08 07:16 PM
Edited by Ambivert on Wed 06/25/08 07:16 PM
Today my Pet Rock Died. You would think A Rock would last forever. I had just found it Yesterday. It was the Oddest Rock in My Collection. I liked it very Much. I noticed it Dying only a few Hours after i brought it Home. It started to get Dry,Flacky,and it started to get a weird smell. When i tried to pick it up,it just crumbled in my Hands. So i Rapped it in some Toilet Paper, gave a Goodbye Kiss, and Flushed it. Please at this time give Me and my Family time to Grieve. We Thank You All for Your kind word, and Prayersohwell brokenheart sad

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Wed 06/25/08 06:55 PM

I'm missing something............... And I think I'm really happy about this!scared
Just dont leave Your Meat Alone, with Frankdrool

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Wed 06/25/08 06:45 PM
What would You do if You saw Your Date, Frank the Freak, Finger Your Meat, After You Left Your Seat?
When You can Back, Would You give Frank the Freak, a Fu%king Wack in His Sack?oops

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Wed 06/25/08 06:35 PM
Wet, and Wildsurprised

Warn it up before you take offtongue2

Jump Startasleep

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Wed 06/25/08 06:28 PM
Edited by Ambivert on Wed 06/25/08 06:28 PM
Snaps in the Front, or Snaps in the Backspock drool

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Wed 06/25/08 06:09 PM
Its better if you play the odds first. Set yourself up for the next time. With so many Woman, you dont want to limit yourself. So get as many nimbers as possible. After each number put something you remember about them, and then start calling them according to the notes you wrote. remember with that many woman, reject is going to be high, so ou have to work the crowedglasses

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Wed 06/25/08 06:03 PM
Your Eyes are Red
You Smell like Pee
How could you Dream of coming to see Me
I wouldnt Kiss you, if you were near Death
Hacking, and Coughing, with your Bad Breath
So pick Yourself up, and find your way Home
And dont leave Me Standing at the Altar tommorow, All Aloneill ill ill

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Wed 06/25/08 05:22 PM
Can to much Balance in a Relationship be Boring? How much of the same Interest do you need for it to work?:smile: frown ohwell yawn :banana: pitchfork