Community > Posts By > luv2roknroll
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      Ok..my name is Kitten, and I was on Date Hookup..(like an AA meeting). 
    
for a minute. I wasent there 5 minutes till someone asked me if I like it in the hiney!   
And needless to say...I left.   
WHO EVEN ASKS THAT ON A FIRST POST!?     
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        Topic:
        The virtual kiss  😘
       
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     I think., spelt is spelt like 'spelt'. No disrespect though   
*talks to himself* ... Shut up Lars   
  
*pretends Lars is talking to her so he doesnt look crazy*   
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     Don Julio Anejo margarita, please   
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Oh now this one is awesome. Is this couch available at IKEA?   
  
GOOFBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!   
Did ya miss me??   
I missed you!   
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     El Tortuga! Love it 🤣         
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     i solemly swear to return it just as soon as i find it. honest There was a reward..but I sold the pony!   
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      Awe damnit Kitten you cleared the bar! 
    
Its not a bad story..I beat it...and..and..and....   
Im really ok with it! When you have one perfect boob, you dont need 2!       
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     well quit leaning it to the right   
I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!!       
  
TRUTH BE TOLD..im missing my right boob!   
I had Breast Cancer..and went to the hospital and someone stole it while I was there. I figure its probably in a Pawn Shop somewhere!     
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     well quit leaning it to the right   
I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!!       
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     ok but if he slobbers all over the floor i know nothing doggies are welcome!   
*tosses Trouble a tasty biscuit*   
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     coming right up stu   
Thanks for covering for me. MY FREAKEN BROWSER KEEPS CRASHING!!   
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     and clean the puter screen?   
      
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     i sit corrected     
for that I need a whip!         
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     She swallows!     
What? Cupcakes?   
              
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      Everyone ive ever dated and my ex husband were younger than me.
 
  I dont look or act my age..so thats why I seem to attract younger men. I think its all about the personalities and how you mesh, age is just a number.  | 
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     A million dollars and a pool boy. If anyone finds them, let me know This pool boy is looking for a job.   
 
  
YOU FOUND MY BABIES DADDY!!   
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      She swallows!  
      
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     Someone around here has to have manners       
    
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     That's where they went, next she'll be parking the rolls Royce in the swimming pool   
Hi roknroll   
  
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      Ok im good! 
 
  I had to change my big girl panties, and learn how to breathe again!               
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