thanks, but I recieved it didnt give it.

Hard to be romantic to a guy, they dont seem to take it the way we give it.

Pats... You are to cute. Can I clone you just to move one of you here?

OK, I thought this was the best gift ever... was romantic as hell too.

OK, so for my birthday, right at the stroke of midnight, I was awaken to "Have I told you lately that I love you" And a kiss that was so soft I was sure I imagined it. The room, the house was lined with tea candles, making everything glow. There were rose petals everywhere making a path and at the end of the path is a small cake in the shape of a heart that simply says "My loves birthday", and one single candle.

I was crying so hard cause it was so sweet and so romantic.

That was the best birthday I ever had...

Can I say what an A&& bite?

I had a hair dryer say "not for use while shampooing hair" As if...

I have an iron that has instructions to "not use on wet clothing as it will not give the best possible results and could cause burning"

Is that you getting burned from steam or the clothes?

OK, OK, So we are all wanting to meet telephone man, but is he willing to meet all of us?

Maybe that is a question for Guy....

How about it... you never know till you try... and I am still waiting for Guy... the one and only to take me out....

I responded to someone asking if I wanted to have fun, ( then in detail... bad detail.... what they thought fun was) that if they wanted to start a conversation then they should at least spice it up to make it interesting, so he responed back with the same message just using more words.... I laughed at that a long time. dumb a$$

OK, long hair guys are hot, Just to name a few.
country singer Trace Adkins, The singer from 3 doors down, Our very own Long hair biker, Ted Nugant... All very sexy in their own ways.

I met and was good friends with a scottsman, hated when I teased him about his Irish accent, and he would always say... Im not Irish damn it. was the funniest damn thing.

I am a believer

Fine guy, I hear what your saying, so how does a girl get a great guy like guy. LOL

Can I just have one that is honest, that adores me and all my abilities to make things good. To have sex every morning and every night. Have great arms and thinks my humor is funny.

I am still single cause Pats lives to far away and no other will do.

see it could be good for everyone

Can I place an order for an owner?

Great two people with a plan and a stalker. Were in trouble now. LMAO

Love it when a plan comes together.

I just perved you.

thanks,

grabbing a cup of coffee, and sitting down on the soft comfie sofa

OK, press one for a bullsh** answer
Press two for English but more bullsh**
Press three for anyone else...

Feel better?