omg... i laugh when i see it. its personally not my cup of tea.....

my Mom called me one day. Totally flipping out. She was on a tear about my sister. When she took a second to get a breath I asked her what the problem was? And she replied... I just found out your sister is wearing Tongs!
I was like HUH? lmao... And she goes... Ya know... Tongs? And I was like uhm... Do ya mean THONGS? and she replied... yeah... same difference. It took me a while to stop laughing

(insert raised eyebrow here)
<~~~~~~~~~~~ walks out muttering... i'm not saying anything... gonna leave it alone... lmao......

sure.. sometimes it feels good to cry! lol... sounds crazy i know but its true.. at least for me

doing great... tired! lol... my grandbaby gets here between 4 and 6 am Monday through Friday and YOU KNOW she doesn't want to go back to sleep. lol

wow.. thats awful... its amazing though how many sex offenders are out there and some you would never think of being that way....

gotta love lexis.....or hate it depending on what kind of person ya are. It can be downright scary the information that you can get from there.

shew! how ya been otherwise?

hmmm no clue

yikes... yep lots of strange people.... online, offline,

must be them gorgeous eyes LIJOMA.... hehe... and nope. i'm not hitting on ya...

my stepfather used a dog chain to hold up the gas tank..... funnier than hell.

He offered to work on my car. When my muffler fell off... lol. I just gave the car to my halfbrother to use as a feild car

yep... crazy, lol... me personal favorite though.. is the punishment for jumping off a building is death.... i'm left thinking........ hmm.... Ya think?

hello you'll have alot of fun.. Great people on this site

heya! Happy Birthday!

Hmm.. Well I guess if it works for you then adapt away. It doesnt seem to be working all that well for you though. At least from what I have read here. Good luck to you though!

Nope, As long as its within my budget it works for me.

so when you meet a women or person, do you tell them that you are looking for someone with baggage? And that you want to create more baggage possibly? You have to realize that the metaphor that you chose is not in any way shape or form complimentary? And most would find it rather rude?
If your comparing yourself to Einstein, then I am sure you know what it means to be tactful?

i try not to curse to much... but i get ticked and i'm f bombing left and right......

New York


Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

me too.... plain water is so boring..

flavored water! mmmm... kiwi-strawberry or BlackCherry....