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Fri 09/12/08 03:08 PM

um...ok...and...wellohwell


owell is a cold,dark,and deep place...
I ain't goin therenoway

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Fri 09/12/08 02:41 PM

That old one! Damn you Jack!


I've been damed by worse than you Danny Boy!!
huh

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Fri 09/12/08 02:36 PM
pitchfork I love kinky...bring it on...
I mean being a trucker and all...

BACK UP HERE AND GIT THIS LOAD!!
love

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Fri 09/12/08 02:33 PM
only thing I can say for sure is...
everyone's endstinks!!:angel:

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Fri 09/12/08 02:29 PM

Uh, yeah, and you STILL look like a truck!! laugh laugh laugh

How are you!!?? flowers


laugh I'm fine,and you?...as I told you before, I am a truck...what an astute observation ya sexy thang!flowerforyou

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Fri 09/12/08 02:24 PM
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HAHAHA....gotcha

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Mon 09/08/08 01:17 PM
yes

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Mon 09/08/08 08:17 AM
Welcome!
waving

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Mon 09/08/08 08:13 AM
I bet some folks think that I am here...

Well, I'm not ...I'm just a figment!

I was here
and you were not
now you are here
and I am not
Snakesh*t...poet extraordinaire!
whoa

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Sat 09/06/08 01:25 PM
Her^^^^^ or maybe her>>>>> or her vvvvv
oh hell...anyone between 18 and 80
^^^>>><<<vvv
ok I'm pitiful

embarassed frustrated

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Sat 09/06/08 10:47 AM
**Topic: I feel like a BOYCOTT**

First off: I need to know how a boycott feels...I mean I may have felt one and not even have known!

Second off: I hope they feel differently than a girlcott...then I may be more interested in finding out...wait that don't sound right...er...erm... I'll just stick with the girlcotts, thank you.

and C: Aren't you thankful that the Earth sucks?


asleep

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Sat 09/06/08 10:21 AM
waving Just saying hi to everyone.waving

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Sat 09/06/08 10:03 AM
quote Well, i had my mouth full last night.. qoute

Well, be greatful!!rofl rofl

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Sat 09/06/08 05:26 AM
Prayers for you and your family are on the way!

(((((((Ayita)))))))

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Sat 09/06/08 04:39 AM
Edited by smjack on Sat 09/06/08 04:40 AM
I don't know Rick...but I know his reputation, and I believe that it's real.rofl

I just wanted to stick my nose in here so as not to be the only boMer left standing in the rain!

Hey Rick...waving

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Sat 09/06/08 04:20 AM
HAY!!! I was a Jack before he was...ain't room in here but for one Jack...I am the #1 Jack...ya got it?? rofl rofl rofl rofl

joking of course

just had to put in my 2 cents...now where's my change??

Hidee Jack #2...waving :angel:

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Fri 09/05/08 02:14 PM
Hey...those are all great ideas when you get right down to it...wish I could have thought of all that first!spock

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Fri 09/05/08 02:10 PM



We have always pitied you Jack!


well thats nice to know... I mean...erm..er I'v always felt pitiful...
feel right here...see...ain't that pitiful???

rofl rofl rofl


Im not feeling up your pitiful package!!

At least kiss me first!


HAY!!!That was not what you said last night...
and i didn't have to kiss nuttin honey!!
rofl rofl

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Thu 09/04/08 04:23 PM
I knew someone would find a name for our election process for this year.

Electile Dysfunction : The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

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Thu 09/04/08 04:16 PM
Edited by smjack on Thu 09/04/08 04:17 PM
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.



Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one:

1. Cows,
2. The Constitution,
3. The Ten Commandments.



C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment.