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Fri 10/10/14 09:56 PM

Because, still in 2014, ALL women are supposed to be chaste in the streets and *hoors* in the bedroom while the men chase as many women as they please to *hoor* around with in the bedroom, while their other women wait, like good little women, for them to get done.


You're welcome. drinks




Actual men don't cheat on their wife/girlfriend. Douchebags are the ones who cheat.

There is a difference.

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Wed 10/08/14 07:07 PM
Edited by Tryztan on Wed 10/08/14 07:16 PM
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Wed 10/08/14 06:48 PM

I am pretty sure if I slide my body on his while he is asleep... Breakfast will be that last thing he thinks of :-)


You could discuss the first thing that pops up.

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Wed 10/08/14 06:44 PM
I was hunting Jackalope, made a wrong turn following the mythical beast and ended up here.

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Fri 10/03/14 11:37 PM
If I am wrong about something I will admit/apologize to it.

However I am not going to be a doormat and just accept that whatever I do/did is wrong. Show some backbone men.

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Thu 09/11/14 07:17 PM
AE hoody
Under Armour shorts

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Thu 09/11/14 07:08 PM
I personally find pregnant women annoying as all hell.

Then again it could have just been the ones I've known. I worked with two of them and their desks where right beside mine. Always going on about babies, sore feet blah blah blah blah blah.

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Thu 09/11/14 07:03 PM
So I can finally bring someone to family gatherings and not have them think I am weird.

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Tue 09/09/14 01:21 PM
My occupation and soon to be occupation has yes.

As for occupation making a difference, not really. If she was a stripper/drugdealer/hooker/porn star I would pass on it but everything else I am pretty much ok with.

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Fri 09/05/14 11:52 PM
Don't need to. A few years ago my parents had paid for a professional inquiry to be done for a gift. Once they finished looking into my family they created a book that goes back hundreds of years and explained who and what they did back then. It was pretty cool to see my ancestors that went from Vikings to North German nobility.

Not sure how much my parents paid exactly for the book but I am sure it is far more detailed then what the website would provide.

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Fri 09/05/14 11:41 PM
Give you a haymaker to the babymaker.

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Fri 09/05/14 11:36 PM
Tin man would be shot hundreds of times before he could even raise his axe.

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Fri 09/05/14 11:31 PM
Yes. But we ended splitting up due to religious differences.

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Tue 08/26/14 10:56 PM
Emo Philips is a pretty funny comedian.

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Mon 08/25/14 08:08 PM
13 actually.

(28 in reality)

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Mon 08/25/14 08:05 PM
Edited by Tryztan on Mon 08/25/14 08:08 PM
@Basha

That is correct. I've never drank alcohol nor have I smoked or tried any sort of drug.

Edit: Completely butchered the quoting system on that one.

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Mon 08/25/14 08:03 PM
Never been stood up.

There was this one time though where we set up to meet at a restaurant that had a similar name to another. I ended up at one while she ended up at the other. A few confused texts later though we sorted it out and met up.

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Mon 08/25/14 07:59 PM
I've never drank before so I guess the closest thing to alcohol would be...



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Mon 08/25/14 07:54 PM
Thinking seriously about taking half a year or so and backpacking through Europe.

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Sun 08/24/14 05:37 PM
Gorgeous and poor. Can always make money.

Though having said that, ugly and rich you could pay for surgery to make you look better.

....so....both?

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