Growing up with three sisters... NO.

Have you ever thought of what life would be like if things were different

For going to a bar and calling some of the marines there soldier
Some of those people get mad

No cause all my co workers are dorks, nerds and losers (i say that as a joke, a lot of them are well trusted friends) there was one however named Anna, now she was something else

Have you ever been called a bad influence for children

Mr. Not nice

Confident

Pour kerosene on fire and they would then begin to...

My name is by eminem

I don't have a favorite book, don't like books

Have you ever been put in a situation where you seem to be smarter than the other people around you

Jump around by house of pain

He was at the karaoke place singing who let the dogs out

If I had more bacon

No to me that seems disgraceful and disrespectful i don't pitty people like that they disgust me (There's always a reason and other people do care)

Have you ever pet a cat and let it sit in your lap

No, actually I don't know what you mean but I usually don't think much when I spend money

Have you ever had a dog sleep in the same room as you

Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Yes, couple weeks ago oldest sister asked me to take her to the dress store and she was waiting at my place to pick her up (right off the back i knew we would be there couple hours )

Have you ever wanted to know how to buy an expensive gift for yourself

Having a lot of pride and a huge ego is the best feeling ever... To me it's like hey! Nothing can go wrong and nobody can stop me (assuming your better than others is wrong completely but I still like the feeling (not the idea of being better just the high ego/pride part)

If you mean bully then no no bullying in any form (to me bullying is funny cause they make it seem like a victimless crime but if anything its just a way to rebel and any form of rebel, you make an example of them)

Do you try help people learn self defense for helpful reasons

Maybe if the girl I'm thinking of lived in the same country (besides that false) i really don't look for that stuff

Do you know the difference between kempo and kenpo (two different types of martial arts)

Das klingt grob, hier ist ein Handtuch um sie zu reinigen mit (German)

That sounds gross, here is a towel to clean them with

Yes, but I had a significantly better aim

Do you watch tv before you go to bed

To go to the zoo, get a tiger to go to the movies and...