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Sun 05/25/14 06:49 AM
oops I meant Brussels sprouts! And what do you have against broccoli, young man? :angry:

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Sun 05/25/14 06:49 AM


i dont want to annoy my mistress, im here to make her happy and please her, and i must ask for permission before i do anything

I'm her official spokeman.
Bombarding her with nudges and emails will please her immensely.
Trust me.:thumbsup:




rofl :laughing: rofl Oh, hush, you!

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Sun 05/25/14 06:44 AM
Of course, you're invited, Stummp...bring the broccoli...:laughing:

Ooh! The cake sounds wonderful, BNJ...& so much better than lime green Jello...lol Hey, shoot me an email...your settings won't allow me to do so...tears

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Sun 05/25/14 06:09 AM
Mornin', BNJ! flowerforyou

I'm gonna grill some boneless ribs, Italian sausage, & fresh pineapple slices dusted in brown sugar & cinnamon...YUM! Of course, there will also be the obligatory tater salad & baked beans...gotta think of something green...maybe Brussels sprouts...

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Sun 05/25/14 05:59 AM
I've never found it hard to navigate here...it's just set up a lil differently. I think it just takes some time to get used to as with all things...:smile:

Are you cooking out this weekend?

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Sun 05/25/14 05:46 AM
Good choice, Stummp...:laughing:

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Sun 05/25/14 05:34 AM
Well, there's a slave boy down in Dating & Relationships that's offering his services...I'm sure he'd be more than willing to help...after he's finished with my list...:laughing:

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Sun 05/25/14 05:25 AM
How's the weather & cleanup in your corner of the world, Stummp?

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Sun 05/25/14 05:22 AM

whats a septic tank? hahah and if thats how you want me to serve you then probably yeah




I'm not finished with my list, young man. You must also:

Clear the hairballs from my shower drain.
Scrub the tile grout with your toothbrush.
Polish my leather boots with your tongue.
Give my dog a bath.
Mow & rake the yard.
Hand wash my nephew's diapers.
Skate-mop my floor in white socks a la Tom Cruise style.
Give my Grandmama a pedicure...

...all whilst wearing a frilly maid's outfit which I shall provide from Victoria's Secret.


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Sun 05/25/14 05:02 AM
Good Sunday Morning, Everybody! drinker <--- double-fisted coffee drinker

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Sun 05/25/14 04:57 AM
Will you paint my house & pump my septic tank? smitten

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Sat 05/24/14 12:48 PM
Edited by Phuque on Sat 05/24/14 12:48 PM
Stan, you know darn well that I have longed for years to run my fingers through the hills & valleys of your bee-yootiful, misshapen cranium. I don't care what anyone says...I think it gives you character...love


ETA: Detroit! waving

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Sat 05/24/14 12:39 PM
Perhaps they have a dent in their head from a runaway meteor or their face is disfigured because of a fluke homemade volcano accident?

I, personally, adore fuzzy, Sasquatch men, so send your rejects to me...please, Please, PLEASE!!! smitten

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Sat 05/24/14 11:51 AM
Stick a fork in it, Claudius...it's done! bigsmile

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Sat 05/24/14 11:38 AM
^^^ I'd suggest "Religion" but only cuz I'm kinky that way...oops

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Sat 05/24/14 11:18 AM
Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary...Bloody erm Mar...oh...wait...scared

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Sat 05/24/14 10:53 AM
Show 'em yer bewbs, Esme...lol

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Sat 05/24/14 09:14 AM
*Bumpinski*

More ideas, please! bigsmile

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Sat 05/24/14 08:49 AM
Really? That's weird...but eh...aside from FOC, there's really not much reason for going over there IMHO...ill

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Sat 05/24/14 06:56 AM
C'mon, Beach...let's show the lad how it's done...smitten

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