I'd rather work with women, for a man. The place I work now is owned by a woman and managed by a woman. If the owners father hadn't built the bussiness and left her alot of money the place would have gone under a long time ago.

Hey Gypsy, nice pic. Oh look there's Mickey too!




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This doesn't, and shouldn't involve a bug. There just needs to be a bunch of them around for this to work properly.



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Now that summer is here(or almost), here's a fun suggestion. If there are alot of bugs around, go up to someone and say 'Hold still'. If it's buggy they usually will. Then smack them on the back or the head. Most of the time they ask, 'Did you get it?' Then you respond 'Get what?' The look on their face is priceless.




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Just remember, he's married. This is the kind of man that women chase after and then complain about as long as the relationship lasts




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Lower hell. We'd be extinct!




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Nope, just got the fresh cream cheese. Fresh squeezed in fact




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Sorry, I didn't see a thing


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Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway.
The good fortune to run into the ones I do.
and the eyesight to tell the difference.




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If that's what women really wanted there'd be a crowd outside my house 24/7. My question is, why do women claim that's all they want and when you do they're gone. Chasing after some guy with more money, is a hunk, etc. I get to hear how bad they treat them, but they rarely dump a man for treaing them badly, especcialy if the man has lots of money. Unless of course she just wants half his money and a hunk. Then it's time for the divorce and go out and party on the money he earned trying to give the woman all the 'stuff' she had to have. I realize there's a few women out there who aren't like that, but because of the large number of women who are like that explains why men usually don't worry about those things because it's not what attracts women.




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Damn, There's no way I can respond to this without getting in deep doo-doo.




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Technically, Legally and Morally you are not required to return the engagement ring. But I gotta love the suggestion above.
BTW, Aren't you in the wrong area? lol





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If my phone was working, or if you'd answer my e-mails I could say yes.



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Just imagine where we would be if technology failed us
Or worse yet, the Internet crashing for a couple weeks




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WTF? Turn a perfectly good thread about breaking penii off into a thread about taking the Browns to the Super Bowl? BTW, Dropping the kids off at the pool is a whole 'nuther subject.




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I used to, but it started costing way tooo much in many ways.




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Sorry Dude, I smoked all the Scooby Snacks.




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What are you going to call them?




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No, I'm that Acid Flashback you were warned about. I bet you wish you wouldn't have taken it now huh?




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How about, 'It's Medication Time'



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