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He is the Obi Wan Kenobi of Mingle... use the force, Luke. Search your feelings.
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*Peeks in*
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Good morning Liz, Judy, Dan, and anyone else I didn't see. 
((((((( matt ))))))) and don't forget if any of you need "TIME OUT"  .. we have a room prepared for you 
lmao .. even serve mimosas 
Time out? Have I been bad or something?
 lol .. no way .. it's just there for those who have or think they are going to be ie pro-active/preventative  .. we have a self-admit policy
There's only one problem... I'm always good. And when I'm bad, I'm better.
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Good morning Liz, Judy, Dan, and anyone else I didn't see.
((((((( matt ))))))) and don't forget if any of you need "TIME OUT" .. we have a room prepared for you
lmao .. even serve mimosas
Time out? Have I been bad or something?
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Good morning Liz, Judy, Dan, and anyone else I didn't see.
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Morning everyone!
I'm going to a redneck party today. Hope everyone has a great day. 
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Just passing through to say goodnight all!
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whats going on in here 
I was just thinking about doing a little pole dancing. We are partying tonight!!!! *Chants* LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ 
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HEY LIZ I thought I was a V.I.P. Very Important PATTI 
damn guess I am not as important to her as I thought I was 
Someone get me another drink fast *Hands Patti a drink* Wanna dance? 
OH Matt Have you ever seen the tv show Seinfeld, well Eileen dances really bad in one of the episodes....well I make HER look good
LMAO all you gots to do is shake that thang!
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HEY LIZ I thought I was a V.I.P. Very Important PATTI
damn guess I am not as important to her as I thought I was
Someone get me another drink fast *Hands Patti a drink* Wanna dance?
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Restock stocking Boss
throws Matt a towel Thats a mighty small towel...
You did that on purpose...
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Restock stocking Boss
throws Matt a towel Thats a mighty small towel...
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*Runs naked through the bar* 
Well then toss me a towel please. 
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*Runs naked through the bar*
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Fear not, my dear, I know CPR too...
And yes ladies Matt also said he is qualified in the inverted Hineylick method 1, 2, 3, BREATHE 1, 2, 3, BREATHE 1, 2, 3, BREATHE 1, 2, 3, BREATHE
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well put on the thong and hop on the manswing....cool u right off. Although it may heat up the ladies, lol *Swings on the manswing* *Tosses thong to Liz*
OMG, if sprite wakes up and comes in here and sees u naked on that swing, she's gonna have a heart attack, lol Fear not, my dear, I know CPR too...
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Hey Matt have a beer and the women will turn the heat up more
No thanks, bro... non drinker LOL Coke on the rocks for me please.
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well put on the thong and hop on the manswing....cool u right off. Although it may heat up the ladies, lol *Swings on the manswing* *Tosses thong to Liz*
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Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?
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