A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor
told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to
try it. The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it
to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.

The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The
Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still
probably more pain than he had ever felt. The man was surprised at how
little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor
turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until
the machine was set at 100%.

After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was
relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still
amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took
the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

i say we all pitch in and open a 24 hour restaurant/gas station/dept.
store/doughnut shop...whadaya say?...lol

200 nice and friendly people and 2 or 3 old grouches..lol

i just wish somthing was still open here they roll up the street at
9:00...

I need taco bell..starvin here

quite a few i would imagine...

purple darlin are you that bored?....lol

lol i'll take your word on it..

all kinda blends together to me

yours

i hate being colorblind i cant read it..lol

only one word comes to mind---DAAMMMNNNN..

Well blessed be..lol

was feelin perky for a few minutes there..lol

plant ur kids hair at the corner of ur house during full moon where
water will run off onto it and thier hair is supposed to grow rich and
thick...

bad leroy brown-jim croce

CCP lookin at our pics i think its here..lol

Heres another it goes "thou shalt be secure because there is hope" That
is from the bible..

Sounds like our streets down here except all our signs are shot full of
holes...

i too feel different are there any signs?