Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the
professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the
water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain
for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what
lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and
you won't get worms!"

great more crap to deal with to be an american..lol

god i hope women will still want a crip,my back is screwed and im bout
to get disability and i am a vet...

everybody needs to get the heck home and party here...

sounds like a winner to me...

sure my coke just aint cuttin it..lol

yes,yes,and i have...

ive put quite a few jokes in there myself but it does get old after a
bit

wow bars startin to fill up need more bartenders..lol
and pool tables or even a jukebox...

we all been hidin in here iam...

whaz up dude bring out the booze i can mix...

g-nite doll sweet dreams...

i still cant believe i blew this much money on this think im in
shock..lol normally im a tightwad...

as much as i just paid 4 this i better not break it

sittin here drinkin my coke smokin and got robin williams movie playin
on tv if this aint livin i dont know what is..lol

mines actin odd as well..plus this laptop is gonna take gettin used to
feels like im gonna break it..lol

whisper looks like u need a valium..lol
passin coffee all around...

milk or sugar?

milk or sugar?

coke and coffee..lol just bought puter too broke 4 booze..lol