A man calls home to his wife and says,Ihave been asked to go fishing at
Big Lake up in canada with my boss and several of his friends.We'll be
gone for a week.This is a good opportunity for mo to get that promotion
i've wanted. So would you please pack me enough clothes for a weeek and
set out rod and tackle box?We're leaving from the office and i will
swing by the house to ;ppisk my things up. Oh please pack my new blue
silk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy,but being a
good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.The following week he
comes homea little tired but otherwise looking good. The welcomes him
home and asks if he caught many fish?He says yes, lots of walleye, some
bluegill,and some pike, but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas
like i asked you too? The wife replies, i did they were in your tackle
box!

Sounds like my ex boyfriend.

That was cute though :) LOL

lmao, good one sugarjen