A chicken farmer went to a local bar.. Sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a
special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me too,
I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence" says the
man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens
become fertile?"
"I used a different ****," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence"